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	The Ultimate Orgy (Of Homosexuality)	10/4/08

	Patrick Smythe - The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality Old Godzilla was fucking around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal In the back seat of the Batmobile But before they could make it back to Aaron's loveshack Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat And blew Batman Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality) Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see) There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality) Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime Then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla's scat Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny So he thought of an armadillo named Corey But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick Then he took Godzilla from behind Reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist Then he jumped in the air and gave the peace sign As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine with Optimus Prime And they both got some Then they all got showered in Care Bear cum This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality) Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see) It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree This is the ultimate orgy... Cue porno music, a funky jive chorus Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris Who discovered a dick as hard as bones Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy But Chuck saw through this clever disguise And buried Batman's face in between his thighs Then Gandalf The Pimp and Gandalf the Ho Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spok, The Rock, and Charleton Heston Came outta nowhere lightning-fast And they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw Making Japanese men stare in total awe The sex went on for a century Many cocks were sucked, but eventually A champion stood and all the girls got wetter: Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality) Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons (as far as the eye can see) Tits and vaginas and coming, all continuously This is the ultimate orgy... (one great big lesbian orgy) This is the ultimate orgy... (I think I'll jerk off again now) This is the ultimate orgy... (of homosexuality)

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	i got told to put it on there	2/12/07

	Y=yes N=no M=maybe [_] go out with me? [_] give me your number? [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] let me take you out to dinner? [_] take a shower with me? [_] be my gf? [_] have a fling with me? [_] take me home for the night? [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] give me a piggyback ride? [_] have a relationship with me? [_] Dance with me? [_] Spank that ass? [_] Help me with homework? [_] Tickle me to death? [_] Let me tickle you? [_] Stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] Play strip poker with me? [_] Say yes if i asked you out? [_] Get wasted with me? [_] Instant message me? [_] Greet me in public? [_] Hang out with me? [_] Bring me around your friends

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	"H.I.M"	1/18/07

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	ppl who hate emos read this	1/11/07

	HATE EMO? READ THIS: Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything? Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone are you laughing? Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISNT IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? im not laughing. ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS KEEP ON LAUGHING isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS KEEP ON LAUGHING. if you agree put this on ur blog and advise others to do so

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	slipknot	11/5/06

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	something?	10/9/06

	1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u fuk me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

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