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NEW CLAWJOB CD, MANIFEST DESTINY, IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER!507 days ago
 
NEW CLAWJOB CD! NEW CLAWJOB CD!

Rejoice! Clawjob is releasing its second CD, a concept EP entitled Manifest Destiny, on August 12, 2008! Manifest Destiny is a musical exploration of 19th-century America. Its six songs touch upon the Civil War, the Great Diamond Hoax of 1872, the Industrial Revolution, and more! Rock junkies and academics alike will be satisfied as never before, because Clawjob has infused this EP with crunchily diseased guitars, viciously abused drums, and excitingly humiliated synthesizers! Download the first single, "Diamond Hoax," right now!

--Manifest Destiny mini-site: http://clawjob.com/manifestdestiny/i...
--"Diamond Hoax": http://clawjob.com/manifestdestiny/i...

Those with good taste can pre-order Manifest Destiny now (for just $7!!) from the Clawjob Store and receive a *free sticker* and a pack of exclusive Clawjob MP3s! Those with a deep-seated fear of the unknown can pre-order the album from Amazon.com and receive no freebies at all!

--Pre-order from Clawjob Store: http://clawjob.com/store/music.htm#m...
--Pre-order from Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Manifest-Desti...
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CLAWJOB OPENS NEW ONLINE STORE & ANNOUNCES T-SHIRT SALE!716 days ago
 
Clawjob, ever-obsessed with greasing the wheels of commerce, has announced the opening of a slick, new online store! To celebrate, and to push their holiday season sales numbers to record highs, the band has also authorized a winter sale on all t-shirts and a new, lower price on Space Crackers, the brilliant science fiction rock opera.

The Clawjob Store: http://www.clawjob.com/store

The winter sale on t-shirts will only be active for a limited time, so order as many t-shirts as you can as soon as possible!

*Note to Clawjob fans outside the USA: Celebrate the weak dollar by buying tons of cheap Clawjob merchandise! God bless America!
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CLAWJOB WANTS TO SEND YOU FREE GOODIES IN THE MAIL!737 days ago
 
Lovers of Clawjob have one great reason to give thanks this year as the beloved conceptual rock band unleashes a brilliant new idea upon the world! The twin geniuses describe their invention as a "club" for "fans," or as they call it, an "international society of Clawjob aficionados, united by promotional freebies delivered via the postal service!"

Click here to join the Society of Clawjob Aficionados and get free delights in the mail: http://www.clawjob.com/societyofafic...

From newsletters, exclusive artwork, and lyrics to stickers, music, and piles of cash*, you'll get a little of everything! Join now, as the band has made a blood oath that they will send out the first mailing before the winter holidays.

*Piles of cash currently out of stock.
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NEW BEBO-EXCLUSIVE CLAWJOB TRACK!840 days ago
 
Clawjob, benevolent rulers that they are, has decided to reward their loyal Bebo.com fanbase by posting a Bebo-exclusive instrumental mix of "(Meanwhile...) One Hundred Million Years In The Future" from their album Space Crackers. Do not hesitate to check it out! This instrumental masterpiece makes a great soundtrack to deep introspective contemplation.

After listening, Clawjob invites you to buy your very own copy of Space Crackers from http://www.clawjob.com or http://www.amazon.com.
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CLAWJOB TO PLAY SHORT SET IN ALLSTON, MA ON AUGUST 2!855 days ago
 
On Thursday, August 2, Clawjob will be performing in one of the hugest rock shows to hit the Boston area since Aerosmith exploded a nuclear bomb onstage and a million J. Geilses sprung out. Renowned Clawjob allies Tristan Da Cunha are releasing their new album at a show at Allston's Great Scott, and Clawjob will be playing a set. Due to the large number of rock-related casualties at Clawjob's last show, however, the city is mandating that Clawjob only play a 15 minute set. Be assured that despite this time constraint, Clawjob will be rocking as densely as possible, and you will get thrice your daily recommended intake of rock.

There are more details at the Great Scott website: http://www.greatscottboson.com
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CLAWJOB NEWS EXTRAVAGANZA!1014 days ago
 
CLAWJOB NEWS EXTRAVAGANZA 1 day ago

Clawjob's mind-blowing acoustic performance on the Pipeline! radio show is now available for download in high quality mp3 format on clawjob.com. You will gasp at the stunning clarity and swoon at the exciting musicianship of this live in-studio set! The final track is the heretofore unreleased and unknown musical marvel, "Enter the Password, Dr. O!"
Download now!: http://clawjob.com/music/index.html#live

Those of you who still do not own Clawjob's Space Crackers have 2 new ways to order! Space Crackers is now available on Amazon.com and Interpunk.com! Feel free to check out the sites, write a glowing review or two, and then perhaps order as many copies as you can afford.
Clawjob on Amazon: Just do a search for "Clawjob"!
Clawjob on Interpunk: https://www.interpunk.com/item.cfm?I...;

Clawjob has an assortment of shirts left over from our sold-out performance of Space Crackers last year. These fashionable shirts are only available on Clawjob.com, and are only $14 with FREE SHIPPING in North America! Buy 6 or 7 of these beauties TODAY!
Clawjob T-shirts: http://clawjob.com/store/index.html#...
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CLAWJOB SPEAKS!1206 days ago
 
If you are among the desperate quadrillions who have been anxiously waiting, ears pressed against your transistor radio speakers, to hear the spoken voices of your friends and benefactors in CLAWJOB, rejoice! For the time is now. Clawjob recently sat down for a podcast interview with Mike Chump Change of Pocket Full of Chump Change and deigned to reveal many great secrets to him and his microphone. Now you can listen! Check out the Clawjob interview on pocketfullofchumpchange.com and learn more than you ever thought you wanted to know about the history of Clawjob and the intricate details of Space Crackers!!

DIRECT LINK TO PODCAST:
http://web.mac.com/mikechumpchange/i...

NOTE: There is some non-Clawjob content at the beginning of the podcast. Do not be deterred! Continue listening through, or, if you simply must experience your Clawdcast immediately, skip ahead to about 1/6th of the way through the podcast, in Clawjob's best estimation! You'll know you're at the beginning of the Clawjob section when you hear the melodious tones of "Title Screen" from Clawjob's previous incarnation as Project X!!
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