Twinkie <Beauty_Is_Over_Rated>

"Smile...It confuses people"

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YES!!!6/22/07
 
Today is a sad day for me but at the same time a happy one, moving away from the bad part to the good one! i got conditional offer from Bournemouth uni to do Animal behaviour and Welfare! WOO HOO! I cant seem to be that shit when reading my application lol.
just waiting for a response from sparsholt to do equine studies now *keeps fingers crossed*
sorry for the total boringness lol
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OMG!!!!!!6/7/07
 
OMG, Nearly 18, a week to go!!! how very exciting! legally allowed to get plastered lol
YAY ME
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SPONSOR ME!!!!!!!!5/24/07
 
ok, i'm doing a NSPCC Big Bike Race and i need sponsors. please please pleeeeaaaaasssseeee sponsor me, i'll be nice forever...maybe

here's the site you're gonna need

http://www.justgiving.com/twinkie

thank you!!!!! :D :D :D
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friendship really is important1/30/07
 
One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was carrying all of his
books.

I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

He must really be a nerd."

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.

They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him.

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. "

They really should get lives.

" He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face.

It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before.

He said he had gone to private school before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.

I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends

He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came! , and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.

I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!

" He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.

When we were seniors, we began to think
about college.

Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I
was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem.

He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class.

I teased him all the time about being a nerd.

He had to prepare a speech for graduation.

I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak

Graduation day, I saw Kyle.

He looked great.

He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.

He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous.
!
Today was one of those days.

I could see that he was nervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!"

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.

" Thanks," he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began

"Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.

Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends...

I am here to tell all of you that being a
friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.

I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.

He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.

"Thankfully, I was saved.

My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable."

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.

Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of y our actions.

With one small gesture you can change a person's life.

For better or for worse.

God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

Look for God in others.

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history
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Peterborough Win!!!!!!!10/9/06
 
Peterborough have beaten Reading 95-94 in the speedway finals!!!!!! how painfully close is that!!!!! I wish i could've been there! that would have been amazing to watch
Anywho, Keep Rocking
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hehehe, who wants to know how a 7 year old explains sex???8/28/06
 
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather
curious.

He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny.

He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.

About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house!

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.

Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.

After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

tee hee
Have fun
Keep rocking!
Torri
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Oh Dear5/21/06
 
Looks like i haven't been on here in ages...That's cos i haven't lol.
Not a lot has happened really, still bored, beginning to think that could be a permenant thing now. On study leave for exams, oh joy. My fovouritest horse in the whole wide world dieded, made me very sad and made me cry a lot like a little girl :(
I actually can't think of anythng else to say...ummm...*looks out of window* what a surprise...it's raining lol
Seeing Chris on friday :) happiness yay
Oh yeah! another piece of really important information, NEARLY MY BIRTHDAY lol, but you really desperatly wanted to know that. I really shouldn't be this excited about my birthday, although i am getting driving lessons >=) The roads will never be safe again, i'm getting my dad's old 4x4 people mover when/if i pass lol, that's a thought that's scaring my mum. mwahahahaha
I'm gonna go, i'm even boring myself now

Bye bye
Twinkie
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hi11/8/05
 
I AM SO BORED!!!!!!! This is IT and it's so boring i think my brain might explode or melt or something. Psychology is good, we get to watch Tom and Jerry, Apparently it's the most aggressive Programme, lol, i think that's quite funny!!!
Yeah, That's all I can think of right now
Bye bye, Twinkle
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ummm, yeah9/4/05
 
have great phrase stolen from the magic square box that is the tv, "i shall refuse your reality and substitute it for my own" haha, i love that one, it comes from myth busters, the great programe that has been trying to blow up a porta-potty, make a car fly, test out chineese torture methods and now they are trying to see if toast does always land butter side down and if yawning is contagous, its a good programme.

thats about it

Twinkle
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bordom8/30/05
 
ok, im bored so im gunna type in here, just had a really good evening with the chicklets, made me forget about everything, it was a really good laugh, i actually had fun! learning how to use chopsticks even though i ended up pinging bits of food across the table.
it was great goin out and having a laugh with the chicklets, i wont be seeing them a lot when we go to college cos im going to a different college to them, just hope we dont lose touch
ok im gunna stop randomly blabbering into this now

Twinkle
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