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This evening, combined with yesterday evenings events have reached an emotional climax.8/4/08
 
As you all probably know, a long long time ago, possibly before the birth of JC; the owl and the pussycat went on an inspirational voyage, a quest if you will. They took with them some honey and plenty of money wrapped [a little willy nilly it must be said] in a 5 pound note. Admittedly this was a little futuristic for 200BC but the thought was there. So off they went, carried by the pivotal feature in this tale...the pea green boat. Little did they know, the power carried by this little boat would change their lives...FOREVER!

Incase there are any individuals reading this now who are unaware as to the emotional power of the original poem, written by dear edward lear, who we have established was entirely innocent in writing "oh beautiful pussy" and therefore is cleared of all charges on this matter...here it is:

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'


Pussy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.


'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.


A shocking announcement was made earlier this evening, by an anonomous viewer who can only now be revealed as a Mr Williams.

This is a direct quote as to the unveiling of a sequel to this legendary rhyme:

"coming to a cinema near you this fall
prepare for the journey of your lives
AS THE OWL AND THE PUSSYCAT EMBARK ON THEIR 2ND ADVENTUREWITH A SOUNDTRACK BY JAMIE CULLUM NONETHELESS
a heartwarming tale of 10 years of marriage and love still going strong
but danger lurks ahead
this fall, the owl and his beautiful pussy will have to overcome their gr8est nightmares INDIANA JONES STYLE
fall haha i love that word
how lazy do americans wanna be
just see leaves fallin off trees and go 'fuck autumn: this bitch is fall'


So, along with its sister program: The owl and the pussycat - Newlyweds..we see that the pressure of the media has led to cracks [forgive the pun] in this seemingly perfect couples relationship. The future may not be as bright or as orange as we once thought...although the bogof offer is still available to see the film on a wednesday ;)

As Lears originally wonderful couple begin to crack we establish why this may have happened.
The pea green boat, combined with the honey taken on the journey, was to become the pimping tool of all time. Pea green boat = marraige wrecker and in the wise words of williams: "There is no room for pea green boats in matrimony"
So here begins the problems...the pig caught up in this nasty scene may be blamed as the antagonist to the problems as it was he who supplied dear owly with le ringg and married the lovely couple. Although anyone buying a ring from a makeshift pigsty shop should probably think again.

As a result of these problems, and as Edward Lears emotionally touching first owl/pussycat related poem does not show, we thought it only fair to bring to you, what happened under the surface...what came to be after they danced by the light of the moon. In true form, with the same rhyming pattern as the original, and horrific detail as to the heartbreaking blow dealt to the couple comes this poem. So here we go, the second installment.

Here i unveil to you, for the first time on this bebo blog...

The owl and the pussycat: Part 2!

The owl and the pussycat ventured again,
to the land where the bong tree grew,
they took with them cash,
and plenty of mash,
on which they could greedily chew.

Dear Pussy, she groaned till they got there,
But not in a pleasured sort of way,
she stropped at the transport,
and then when they reached port,
she huffed at the weather in may.

they journeyed through lands with some treacherous beasts,
a-lurking in all the tall trees,
Said owl to the pussy,
You're so bloody fussy,
and really not easy to please.

sadly they went back to the dear piggy,
and said we would like a divorce,
though pea green is just grand,
for a boat or a land,
it's the pimping thats left our love hoarse.

the owl then in a manner which was very sly,
sneakily stole back his bling,
he said you're divorced,
in a tone that was forced,
though the poet doesn't approve of such things.

The truth has finally been revealed, as a result of slightly deranged but arguably ingenious pondering, inspired and developed by Williams..and commited to rhyme by Johnson.

We wish you good day. (:

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I feel the happiest i have ever been...7/4/08
 
So in recent light of some great happenings...i am launching a mini competition for you all to guess why =]

Just a bit of fun eh (:

:L

Leave your guesses as comments, winner may get a small prize depending on if i see them or not :)
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Possibly the most amusing ten minutes of my life. How can you take that seriously? =P6/29/08
 
whats yours like ?
[ B l i m p ] says:
dress?
���saraaah���� (*) says:
yeh
[ B l i m p ] says:
umm well, it's green with bits of red
and its got like a couple of yellow feathers randomly glued to it
and it came with a hat
that is
kind of an orangey colour
so you know it compliments the dress colours
and its got a big tulip on it
:D
yours?
���saraaah���� (*) says:
hahaha emma?
[ B l i m p ] says:
wut?
���saraaah���� (*) says:
feathers ?
[ B l i m p ] says:
yeahyeahyeah
luks mint mate
���saraaah���� (*) says:
plerleeaase tell me your kididng?
[ B l i m p ] says:
nahh :S
���saraaah���� (*) says:
emmaaaaaaaaaaaa
serious?
[ B l i m p ] says:
what you on about?
yeah, why whats yours like?
���saraaah���� (*) says:
umm black strapless, gold and bronze gems at the top
[ B l i m p ] says:
sounds mint
not as eye catching as my multicoloured masterpiece it must be said
���saraaah���� (*) says:
naah its boring
hahahaa
[ B l i m p ] says:
why dya not like my feathers anyway? =/
���saraaah���� (*) says:
i loveee it
i was just guutted coz it was better than mine :P
[ B l i m p ] says:
i don't reck it will be
but ya know
its reeeet =]

:L *Certified for use on my bebo blog by dornan herself =P*
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These blog lists are actually a proper good idea!6/3/08
 
3rd June - English Language Paper 1

5th June - English Language Paper 2 and more importantly bradys birthday.

6th June - R.E and Bradys at the time surprise party (:

7th June - Bradys Birthday Meal :)

20th June - Science B6C6P6

24th June - Runshaw College Music Day

25th June - Grade 5 Piano Exam

1st July - The most dreaded day of my life =P

8th July - Runshaw English Morning

9th July - Runshaw Taster Day

12th July - Albion Gig

18th July - Month off birthday, Founders Day, Doctors

20th July - Gig in Bullough park, Accy 4-5pm cancelled =/

25th July - Camping (:

14th August - AS Music Results Day

18th August - Birthday :)

21st August - GCSE Results



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Right i'm going to start a proper blog!5/19/08
 
Peace In :)

Leaving school was proper sad, i didn't expect to get so emotional over it, so that was a shock. There are not many people i will miss, but those who i'll miss i'll unfortunately miss a lot :(

These exams are pretty poor, it's not the weather for them. But all i'm thinking is when they're over it's going to be gooood :)


On the 26th of May at 5PM, Section Five are playing in Marigolds Bar At Darwen Live Festival : I think you should join us :D


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An actual blog entry?!2/24/08
 
For those who don't know..the result of my poll was a draw.

But i decided to give up coke, in some ways just to prove people and myself that i could; resulting in 3 weeks [so far] of constant headacheness, and not being able to drink vodka and coke at le party.

Everythings good at the moment, the usual confusion over small matters but apart from that you know =] Thinking of going to nelson and colne. Session Musician maybe?!

My friends are so important to me at the moment, they are my priority because i know i can't do anything much without them behind me.

Peace Out x
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Write me a letter =]5/13/07
 
Dear Emma :) ,

I _____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________.

If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)
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Quiz Whizz!9/16/06
 
1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4.Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
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