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My fine £585.6012/15/08
 
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.


Smoked weed -- �10

Did acid or pills -- �5

Ever had sex at church -- �25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- �40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- �25

Had sex for money -- �100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- �20

Vandalized something -- �20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- �10

Beat up someone -- �20

Been jumped -- �10

Cross dressed -- �10

Given money to stripper -- �25

Been in love with a stripper -- �20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- �0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- �15

Ever drive and drank -- �20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- �50

Used toys while having sex -- �30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- �20

Went skinny dipping -- �5

Had sex in a pool -- �20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- �10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- �20

Cheated on your significant other -- �10

Masturbated -- �10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- �20

Done oral -- �5

Got oral -- �5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- �25

Stole something -- �10

Had sex with someone in jail -- �25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- �15

Had a threesome -- �50

Had sex in public -- �20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --�25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- �20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- �20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- �25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- �50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- �25

Went streaking -- �5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- �15

Been arrested -- �5

Spent time in jail -- �15

Pissed in the pool -- �0.50

Played spin the bottle -- �5

Done something you regret -- �20

Had sex with your best friend -- �20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- �25

Had anal sex -- �80

Lied to your mate -- �5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- �25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin
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Yes no8/7/08
 
Just answer yes no ormaybe

1. Taken a picture naked? no
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? probs lol
5. Danced in front of your mirror? yeh
6. Have a crush if so hu? y loadsa people
7. Been dumped n y? umm cant remember
8. Made love to anything not human? wtf no
12. Had feelings for someone who didn"t have them back? yesh
13. Been arrested? nearly
14. Made out with a stranger? yesh
15. Had sex with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yeah
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yesh
20. Seen someone die? nah
22. Kissed a picture? yeahs haha
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? nahh
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? yea
35. Been suspended from school? yeah haha :L
37. Been in a car accident? yeah
38. Hated the way you look? not really
40. Pole danced? treyed haha
43. Felt like dying? yeah
44. Cried yourself to sleep? yeah
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn"t n wot was it? said i wont get wrecked and make a twat out of myself and always do
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose haha? yeah
50. Kissed in the rain? nah
51. Sung in the shower? yeah
52. Made love in a park? nah :L
53. Had a dream that you married someone...hu was it? umm cant member
54. Glued your hand to something ? nah
59. Didn"t take a shower for a week? nopeee, longest about 3days
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? nah
63. Been told you"re good looking by a complete stranger? yea
67. Mooned/flashed by anyone? yehh
68. Cheated on a test...tut tut ? yehh
70. Slept naked? yehh
76. Stole money from a friend? nahh
78. Choked on something you"re not supposed to eat...haha? hahaha nahh
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? yeh
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July ? yeh its my bday :)
85. Ran away? yehh didnt get far
89. Made a parent cry? yehh
99. Fancyed me? fancied who ?
100.had sex in a wierd place n where? yeah, in a field, and in a bath :P


I jsut noticed theres loadsa questions missing :S
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Urban dictonary...Haha1/21/08
 
Jade

Joint (marijuana cigarette)

She lit a Jade with her Zippo lighter

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January Randomness1/20/08
 
What is your favorite color? Pink, Turqoiuse, Green, and Orange
Who is number 19 on your friends list? Dom
Have you ever eaten a chocolate covered grasshopper? Nope
Who is your brother's nephew's uncle's mother? I dont have a brother lol
What is the most important thing in life? Living it to the full
Have you ever made a pickle person? Nope
What is your favorite kind of cookie? Edible
How old is the 33rd person on your friend's list? 16
If you were standed on an island what three books would you bring? Harry potter's
If you had a pet wolf what would you name it? Wolfy
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iTunes12/8/07
 
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!

*How do you feel today? Never Be lonely
*What's your outlook on life? Time After Time
*What does your family think of you? Easy
*What do your friends think of you? Grace Kelly
*What do strangers think of you? All we know
*What do your exes think of you? Whos David
*How has your love life been so far? Stars in there eyes
*Will you get married? I want to ride my bicycle
*Will you have kids? The white one is evil

*Are you in school? Best of both worlds
*Will you be succesful in life? The suffering
*What song should they play on your birthday? I belive in a thing called love
*What song should they play at your funeral? Not now
*The Soundtrack of Your Life: Bet on it
*You and your best friend are: Thunderbirds are go
*Happy times: Do you believe in magic
*Sad times: Teenagers
*Every day: That boy that girl
*For tomorrow: You dont know what love is
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Top 8...11/24/07
 
Pick ur top 8 friends, and mark it down. then answer the questions, even though it may take a while.

1.Nicole
2.Kelly
3.Eve
4.Stacey
5.Chloe
6.Vikki
7.Emilee
8.Keshia

?????????
NUMBER 8? Keshia
?????????
1. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN 8?
About 4 years

2. HAVE YOU EVER DATED 8?
Nah

3. IS NUMBER 8 ONE OF YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS?
Yeah :D

4. HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 8?
Nah

5. Name one favorite memory with 8?
On the phone in science that was so funny

6. DO YOU TRUST 8?
Yeah

7. WOULD YOU KEEP A SECRET FROM 8?
No

8. WOULD YOU TAKE A ROAD TRIP WITH 8?
Yeah it would be a right laugh

9. IS 8 DATING ANYONE ON UR TOP 8?
nah

10. ARE YOU IN 8'S TOP 16 ?
Yeah

?????????
NUMBER 7? Emilee

12. NAME ONE INTERESTING THING ABOUT NUMBER 7:
Shes C-Razy :L

13. WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING FOR 7?
I would die for her

14. ONE THING 7 IS GOOD AT?
Making everyone happy

15. ARE YOU OLDER OR YOUNGER THAN 7?
Younger

16. HAVE YOU EVER HUGGED # 7?
Yeah

17. WHEN WILL YOU SEE #7 NEXT?
In about hour and a half

18. ARE YOU IN THERE TOP 16?
Yeah

19. HAVE YOU EVER CHATTED WITH #7?
yeah

20. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR #7?
School

21. WOULD YOU TRUST THEM WITH YOUR LIFE?
Yeah

?????????
NUMBER 6? Vikki
_______________
22. HAS 6 DONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL?
Yeah

23. DO YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS WITH 6?
No

24. HAVE YOU EVER WORKED WITH # 6?
Only at the brothel :L

25. When did you last see 6?
Last night

26. ARE YOU IN 6'S TOP 16?
Yeah

27. EVER LAUGHED WITH 6?
Yeah

28. WOULD 6 BE THERE FOR YOU?
Yeah shes like a mum

29. WOULD YOU BE THERE FOR 6?
Yeah defo

30. WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT 6?
Shes herself

_______________

NUMBER 5? Chloe
?????????
31. HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW 5?
Quite well

33. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN NUMBER 5?
4 years

34. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU?RE WITH 5?
Muck about

35. HOW DID YOU MEET 5?
School

37. DO YOU KNOW A SECRET ABOUT 5 THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES?
Well shes got aids haha

38. ARE YOU IN HIS/HER TOP 16?
Yep

39. WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING FOR 5?
Yeah

?????????
NUMBER 4? Stacey
?????????
40. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW 4?
Yesterday

41. ARE YOU RELATED TO 4?
Shes my step cousin :)

44. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH 4?
Yes

45. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN 4?
4 years

46. ARE YOU IN HIS/HERS TOP 16 ?
Yep

47. WHAT?S YOUR BEST MEMORY WITH 4?
Ummm that day on bishops medow or allnighter at the astro

48. WOULD YOU GO ON A TRIP WITH 4?
Yeah shes driving me to disney land :D

49. HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH 4?
Yeah

50. DO YOU LOVE 4?
Yeah
????????
NUMBER 3? Eve
?????????
51. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN 3?
Yeah

52. WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE 3?
3 hours ago

53. HAVE YOU EVER DATED 3?
Nah

54. HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH 3?
Yeah

55. IS 3 FUNNY?
Yeah shes funny as fuck

56. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH 3?
Nah :(

57. ARE YOU IN HIS/HERS TOP 16?
Yeaah

58. WHAT?S THE LAST THING YOU DID WITH # 3?
Walked around town

59. WHAT IS SOMETHING 3 IS GOOD AT?
Being a complete wreckhead

60. WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT 3?
Shes well entertaining

?????????
NUMBER 2 - Kelly
?????????
61. HOW DID YOU MEET THIS PERSON?
School

63. WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING FOR 2?
Yeah defo

64. WOULD YOU EVER GO OUT WITH THIS PERSON?
I already do shh its a secret though

65. DO YOU LOVE 2?
Yeaah lots and lots

66. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE WITH 2?
Yeah in year 7 we got shouted at by mr knapp and I laughed haha :L

67. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO WITH 2?
Hang about

68. DO YOU LIKE THIS PERSON MORE THAN A FRIEND?
Bestfriend :)

?????????
And last but not least
NUMBER 1 - Nicole
??????????
72. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN #1?
about 8/9 years

73. WHATS THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THEM?
They laugh all the time

74. ARE YOU IN THERE TOP 16 ?
Yeah

75. EVER DONE ANYTHING CRAZY WITH THEM?
Yeahh

76. HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT WITH 1?
Pretendly

78. WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING FOR 1?
Yeah

79. DO YOU LOVE 1?
Yeah shes like my sister

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT 1?
There always up for a laugh
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Answer This Please...x11/19/07
 
Okay...
The world is gonna blow up in one hour :O
What are you going to do in this hour??
Write what youd do...
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Back to Ellie8/10/07
 
Couldn't Handle The Thought Of You Going Away. sorrys not good enough

No Matter What You Say To Me We Are Not The Same. dont know why

She Doesn't Know That I'm A Virgin In The Kitchen Cuz It's Normally My Mom. brocilli

And I Don't Walk Where There's A Stone In My Shoe. walk in the sun

Tattoos Fade By The Hour. ballad of paul k

This Is Agony You Know You're Putting Me Through. nothing

Was I Invading In On Your Secrets. Too close for comfort

Just A Weirdo With No Name. five colours in her hair

Bad And Lying Very Still On The Floor By The Door But It's Locked. she fell asleep

I Hope You Choke And Die On Every Single Lie. silence is a scary sound

They Come Alive When I Work The Night, I Guess I Should Have Seen The Warning Signs. friday night

And Over Head The Skies Are Clear But It Still Seems To Rain On You.ill be okay

I Left Messages After The Tone. Really? Yeah Man Loads.she left me

Seen The Star On My Foot & The Way I Behave. down by the lake

And As The Rain Began To Pour I Got Cold. hynotised

Dancing On The Kitchen Tiles. all about you

Where Castles Are Made Of Sand, We Start To Dance. little johana

And You Wrote The Book On How To Be A Liar And Loose All Your Friends.

Is It My Imagination Or Do You Feel Good.

Leaves A Note And Starts To Choke.

One Bed Is Broken, Next Room Is Smoking. room on the third floor

When We're Laughing Joking With Each Other, Spending All Our Time Together.

So Kick Off Your Shoes Let The Fun Begin.

And Whisper Words Of Love Right Into My Ear.

He's 23 He's In The Marines, He'd Kill Me.

And If Somebody's Feeling Sick Get Them In The Garden Quick.

Attention Please We Interrupt This Programme With Some Disturbing News.

And My Tired Radio Keeps Playing Tired Songs.

Mrs Halloween Is Drinking At The Bar Again In New Orleans.

Houston We've Got A Problem.

Would You Like Company And Maybe After...

Now's Your Chance Think Of Your Lovers, We Are All Sisters And Brothers.

Cause Her Fiancee's So Much Bigger Than Me.

Spent The Day Laughing In The Sun, And We Had Fun. that girl

I Remember You Told Me Baby Somethings Gotta Give.

There's Nothing I Would Rather Do Than Catch The Waves With You. surfer babe

So Much Has Changed...
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Summer..8/8/07
 
We need everyone decent to go out and well all go somewhere....

Well get everyobe to go drayton manor or somehting...

Last year A couple of us went and it was well good...

Anyone fancy coming ??

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Birthday__x6/21/07
 
Birthday in 12 days....

Still don't know what to do for it....

Any suggestions ???

Cant wait till it now, get my new phone...

Yeah so anyone wanna leave any suggestions for my birthday do so please....

Jayde x

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