Jd <XMyxsurrealxfantasyX>

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rate meh!*7/1/07
 

1.Personatlity __/10
2.Kindness __/10
3.Friendlyness __/10
4.Atractiveness __/10
5.Rareness __/10
6.Hotness __/10
7.Humor __/10
8.Looks __/10
9.Caring __/10
10.Talking __/10
11.Listening __/10
12.Kissable __/10
13.Lovable __/10
14.Mates __/10

&& message.....
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{x} abit about meh!* {x}4/29/07
 


{x} abit about meh!* {x}
01. First Name: jade
02. Last Name: mitchell
03. Single Or Taken: taken:D
04. Place Of Birth: :S germany lol
05. Zodiac Sign: scorpio
06. Male or Female: Female
07. Color: shouldn't ask tht
08. School: bexhill high
09. Occupation: Student
11. Your MSN : ave to ask meh $ the privatly:P
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: chocolatebrow
13. Hair Long or Short: longggg
14. Eye Color: blu
15. How do your nails look: depends:D lik a change but red atm:D
16. Height: small lol 5ft3
17. Do you have a crush on someone: magarrrrrr
18. Do you like yourself: ermmm..ok supose som things i dnt lik but there are ppl worse off thn meh soo

19. Braces: Nope:D :D
20. Think your awesome: haha:l wot a question nt up to meh to say
21. Piercings: ears and ma belly
22. Tattoo: Nopee
23. Righty or Lefty?: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

24. First Kiss: simon haha
25. First School: king offa
26. First best friend: lauren & terri
27. First Award: think it was dancin
28. First Sport dancin
29. First pet: black kitten:D
30. First love: never love it till now! ..sami

___ Favorites___

33. Movie: i got ldz but loveeeee flashdance
35. Color: yellow && green:D
36. Music: all round sorta gal:D
37. Song: god wayyy to many:D
38. Food: pastaa!
39. Drink: apple juice ach....vodka && redball nice:D :D
40. Candy: jelly tots woow
41. Sport: ermm... dno
43. Brand Of Clothing: good i dno i wear all different
45. School: my sch now it mite be a crap skl but meet the most amazin ppl there thou:D :D love youuuu all

46. Animal(s): TIGERRR!!:D always
47. Book: and frank story haha mite be sad but u knw
48. Magazine: i dnooooo

___Currently___

49. Eating: a cake haha
50. Drinking: tea
51. Mood: soOoOo tired:(
52. Online: yeeeeeeeeeeep
53. Listening to: Nuffin
55. Wanting: soOoo much but cnt get it lol
56. Watching: the screen lol
57. Wearing: a pattend dress leggings and shoes
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids: maybeee depends they r gawjous though
59. Want to Get Married: if i find mr right u neva know :P
60. Careers in Mind: Summin Fun & Gud Pay Lol

__Which is Better With The Opposite Gender__

68. Lips or Eyes: both
69. Hugs or Kisses: kiss but somtimes u jst need a nice BIG* hug lol
70. Short or Tall: Taller Than Me
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing, but to be quite serious
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: need them both
73. Fatty or Skinny: nt too big lol nice and toned:D
74. Sensitive or Loud: gots ave both since thts soo me haha
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends
76. Sweet or Caring: Both!
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant: wel rules are there to be broken but nt too bad :P

___Have You Ever___

78. Kissed a Stranger: yeeee at kingz lmao thts wot u do lol
79. Drank Bubbles: ....wtf is tht abou lol
80. Lost glasses/contacts: naaaa i broke then thou haha
81. Ran Away From Home: yeee and ma friend broke her leg cz of me:(
82. Broken an arm: Nope:D touch wood lol
83. Got an X-ray: Dnt Fink Soo
84. Broken Someone's Heart: i think i mite have && im soOo sorry
85. Broke Up With Someone: Yehh it horrible:(
86. Turned Someone Down: yeeee sorry
87. Cried When Someone died: yeee i hate it
88. Cried At School: haha yeeee

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Naaa but somthings i do
90. Miracles: hmmmmm can happen
91. Love At First Sight: yeees
92. Ghosts: nt until i c for myself
93. Aliens: nt sure on tht one lol
95. Heaven: there is somthing
96. Hell: once again there is somthing
98. Kissing on The First Date: somtyms lol
99. Horoscopes: some have been true lol

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Cant Have:......naa
because...i have him & never gana let him go!:d../x
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oioi do this plzzzzzzzzz10/8/06
 
would u.........?:P
go out with me?:P .....
give me your number?:) .....
kiss me?:D :D .....
let me kiss you?:P :P .....
watch a movie with me?;) .....
let me take you out to dinner?:L ....
take a shower with me?:P :) :) .....
be my bf/gf?:D :D :D :D .....
have a fling with me?:) .....
take me home for the night?:P ;) .....
Would you let me sleep in your bed?:L :L .....
re-post this for me to answer your questions?:) .....
have a relationship with me?:P :P .....
Dance with me?:D .....
Spank that ass?:D :D .....
kiss me to death?;) .....
Let me fuk you?:0:P .....
Stick up for me if i was being put down?:( :) .....
Carress my body?:o:) .....
Play strip poker with me?:P ;) :P .....
Say yes if i asked you out?:P :P :P .....
Get wasted with me?:) ;) .....
Greet me in public?;) .....
Hang out with me?:) :) .....
Bring me around your friends?:D .....
and good bye message!!:) ......
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plz fill in my story!!!:)9/28/06
 


I _______ jd
jd is ________.
jd thinks a lot about _______.:P
When I think of jd, I think of ________.
I want jd to ________ me.
If I were alone in a room with jd, I would _______.
I think jd should __________.
jd needs ______.
I want to ____________ jd.
jd can ______ my _______.
If I could describe jd in a word: _______.
jd will never _____.
I hope jd never _____.
I _____ jd because_______________.
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tel me hu ya wana be hehe mwah ????????????????????8/13/06
 

My Gawjus n sxc play m8= char :P :P
My husbnd 2 be = tanyol
My Boifriend = tanyol:P
My Mummii =amber
My Daddii =ollie:P :P
My Daughter =
My Son =
My Twin = jd;) whoop whoop
My Bigg Sista = stacie :) :)
My Lil Sista = ma bozmit hayze xxx
My Bigg Bruva = BRADAN
My Lil Bruva = ryan!!!
My Bezzii Boii Mate = bird man n jem n bradan :P
My Bezzii Gal Mate = got ldz soOoO every1:)
My Guardian Angel = chick:)
My PlayBoii = joe:P :P
My Babyee boi= craig :)
My Idol = <b.jazzy bb</b>
My Babe = shaun
My Fuk buddi= :P :P ???...??
My Drinkin friend =lucy :)
My Sexii Boy = jay
My Sexii Gal = taz :) :) :)
My Glamour model= asha stevens:P
My Bit On The Side = :L :L nikki hehe
My Secret Admirer = adam!! hehe :P
My Stalker = chaz:P :P dnt u knw it lol
My Bad boii = birdski
My Rudegal = lil kimmie :P :P
My Rudeboii = lil moe
My Pet = amy t:D *
My Hairdresser =sarah:D
My Massager =:O :O
My Dirtii Dancer = india haha:) :)
My Poser= nikki :P
My gawjous sexii footballa = ma babyee bird:P
My Bodii guard = burch :)
My Hardcore Gangsta = craig
My Partner In Crime =birdie x kimmie
My Bitch = louisey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:D
My Partii animal = kimbba
My Valentine=
My Bebo love =
My Dancin buddy= lil loz xx
My Sex god= alfie:D
My Princess=
My Prince= finchy
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SXI BOIS PLZ FILL IN THNX :D:D:D6/11/06
 
AME:
AGE:
SEX:
LOCATION:
ARE WE CLOSE:
WUD WE EVER BE MORE THEN GOOD FREINDS:
WOULD U KISS ME:
WOULD U SHAG ME:
HAVE U GOT A GF/BF:
WILL WE EVER GET TOGETHER:
ARE YOU A VIRGIN:
HAVE YOU EVRY SEEN ME DRUNK:
HAVE YOU EVER GOT ME DRUNK:
WOULD YOU EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING:
HAVE YOU EVER FANCIED ME
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF ME AS GF/BF MATERIAL:
WOULD YOU EVER CHEAT ON ME:
WOULD YOU FORGIVE ME IF I CHEATED ON YOU:
WOULD YOU EVER MARRY ME:
WOULD U EVER HURT ME:
URE GOODBYE MESSAGE:
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do my thing plz4/2/06
 
1.Who are you? ......
2. Are we friends? ......
3. When and how did we meet? ......
4. Do you have a crush on me?......
5. Would you kiss me? ......
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. ......
7. Describe me in one word. ......
8. What was your first impression? .......
9. Do you still think that way about me now? ......
10. What reminds you of me? ........
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?......
12. How well do you know me? .......
13. When's the last time you saw me? ......
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? ......
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?......
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me x louise3/15/06
 
Smiles and tears and giggles and laughs, late night calls and cute photographs, i'll be there for you til the day of my death, best friends forever til my very last breath...


ME AND LOUISE BF4L XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXMWAHluv u ldz bby g
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a girls first time !!!!!!!!!!3/5/06
 
It's your first time.

As you lie back, your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

refuses to be swayed as he

approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses; but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

;more room for an easy

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses

;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful.Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.

Naughty!

What were you thinkin' ?

U BIG FREAKKK!!!!!!
I know what you were thinking!!
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dis jokes haha3/5/06
 
ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK

Male patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, sedated from a four hour surgical procedure.
A young student nurse arrives to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse, he mumbles from behind the mask "are my testicles black"?
Embarrassed, the nurse replies "I don't know sir, I'm only hee to wash your upper body and feet".
He struggles to ask again "nurse, are my testicles black"?
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his willy in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
"There's nothing wrong with them sir".
The man pulls of his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly
"Thanks very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
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