Karlita-Y-Chuy <LiiL_ShOrTy_>

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SaD ChOlO StOrY!!11/18/07
 
This cholo cried,
su corazon has died,
a jaina he once had,
left him feeling sad,
at night he looks up at the sky,
tries to hide his sadness by getting high,
he puts his cuete to his head,
thinking he was better off dead,
he puts in his clip,
takes another hit,
a tear goes down his face,
as he holds his gun in place,
he pulls the trigger,
the bullet cuts through like a knife,
he lays in a puddle of blood,
he has taken his life,
he wrote a note and put it in his hand,
telling her he thought he was her only man,
I saw the note,
and took this quote,
this is what it read...
"This blood I shed,
is from a bullet to the head,
over and over I cried and cried,
with me all our memories have died,
our love I tried to save,
it didn't happen,
so I take it with me to the grave..."
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♥BR0WN 3Y3$♥9/2/07
 
Brown Eyes:
Either sexy as hell or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be.
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~NO TE AMO~5/5/07
 
N0 T3 AM0~

.. NO TE AMO MAS!
MENTIRIA DECIENDO QUE
TODABIA TE QUIERO COMO SIEMPRE TE QUISE
TENGO LA CERTEZA
NADA FUE EN VANO
SIEMPRE DENTRO DE MI QUE
TU NO SIGNIFICAS NADA
NO PODRIA DECIR JAMAS QUE
ALIMENTO UN GRAN AMOR
SIENTO CADA VEZ MAS QUE
*YA TE OLVIDE*
Y JAMAS USARE LA FRASE
~YO TE AMO~
LO SIENTO PERO DEBO DECIRTE LA VERDAD...
ES MUY TARDE

!(ahora lee de abajo para arriba)!
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Mexican4/19/07
 
A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, " The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Pendejo...... when i was born, i was BROWN, " "when i grew up, i was BROWN, " "when i'm sick, i'm BROWN, " "when i go in the sun i'm BROWN, " "when i'm cold, i'm BROWN, " "when i die, i'll be BROWN, " "But you Pendejo..........." "when you're born, you're pink, " "when you grow up, you're white, " "when you're sick, you're green, " "when you go in the sun, you turn red, " "when you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple, " "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "CHINGA TU MADRE PUTO!!!"

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it'z all about us mexicanz4/6/07
 
ITS FUNNY HOW PEOPLE TALK SHIT ON US MEXICANS THAT WE ARE FUCKIN "WETBACKS"..."WABZ"..."IMIGRA
NTS"..."ALIENS"..."BEANERZ"..
.BLAH BLAH BLAH...BUT LETS ME TELL YOU...CALL US WAT U WANT TO CALL US...SOMEDAY WE ARE GOING TO RUN THIS MATHA FUCKR AGAIN...BECAUSE WE OWNED THIS LAND BEFORE...AND NO MATTER WAT WE STILL DO...THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION IS NOTHIN BUT MEXICANS...WE ARE HARD WORKERS THAT WORK FOR OUR SHIT... WE MAKE THAT GREEN PAPER NO MATTER WAT IT TAKES...YEA YOU MIGHT SEE US SELLIN "ELOTES"..."PALETAS"..."CHICH
ARRONES"..."TAMALES"..."NARAN
JAS"..."FLOWERS"..."DULCES"..
.AND MORE...BUT YOU DONT SEE US ASKIN FOR MONEY IN THE EXITS OF THE FREEWAYS...OUTSIDE of 7 11's, or pickin UP MONEY OUTSIDE THE DRIVE-THUR RESTAURANTS WHEN PEOPLE DROP MONEY...ALL YOU PEOPLE TALKIN SHIT ON US...KEEP YOUR FUCKIN WORDS "SWEET & SOFT" BECAUSE SOMEDAY YOUR GOIN HAVE TO EAT EM!!!! IM JUST KEEPIN IT REAL...THINK BOUT IT...NEXT TIME YOU GO TO A FAST FOOD PLACE LOOK WHO MAKIN YOUR FOOD NEXT TIME SOMEONE DOES YOUR YARD LOOK WHO MAKIN YOUR HOUSE PRETTY...NEXT TIME YOU WANT A TACO OR BURRITO LOOK ON WHAT FOOD CATAGORY THAT FALLS IN OR NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO DRINK A CORONA LOOK WHERE THAT SHIT WAS MADE IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED OF BEIN A MEXICAN COPY AND REPOST THIS TO ALL YOUR PAISANOS!!!
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AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW!?!?!?!?3/28/07
 
Boy: What?

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean "ok"?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...


From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw

him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later."

Finally the girl got fed up.


Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're ugly as fuck! What's the point of going out
with someone when they're not pretty?!

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!


The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out.

Then her cell phone rings.


Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye


The girl heads home and once she gets there, she goes in the bathroom

and looks at herself in the mirror.


Girl: I'm not pretty enough...


She sets to work, knowing fully well what she is going to do. 2 hours

later, her Mom comes home and hears the bath water running. She runs

upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocks on the door.


Mom: Honey? Are you alright?


She opens the door and is shocked at the site. The bath is

overflowing onto the floor, and the water is tinted red. She walks

over to see what is inside and screams. Her little girl is

lying there with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backs away and

is going to run to call the police when something catches her eye. On

the mirror, written in red lipstick: Am I pretty enough now?

AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS... DONT SAY SUMTHING TO SOMEONE WITHOUT THINKING, BECAUSE YOU NEVER NO WHAT THEY CUD DO
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R.I.P.3/25/07
 
God looked down on your body,
So tired from hanging on,
From a life that was overwhelming you,
And wanted back His son.
So he took away the air you breathe,
And gave you what was best,
A place to be at peace,
A final place to rest.
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U KNOW UR A MEXICAN WHEN..............................­.......3/22/07
 
You have ever been hit by a chancla.

You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy."

Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.

People can't tell whether you ar saying "one" or "Juan".

You eat cereal any time of the day.

You use your lips or chin to point something out.

You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".

Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.

You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music.

You use "manteca" (lard) instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger.

You call your sneakers "tenees".

You have at least thirty cousins.

You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.

You are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben".

Whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "Vics" vapor rub all over your chest and inside your nostrils.

Your mom packs your "lonchera" everyday.

You or someone you know uses "Tres Flores" in their hair.

Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves.

There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.

Everyone still thinks Cesar Chavez is the best boxer even if he lost against Oscar De La Hoya.

You've gone to the Pulga every weekend for years.

You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV.

You have a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha, or elephant in your living room.

You have plastic slipcovers on your sofas.

You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.

You have a drunk uncle/aunt.

You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio.

Your mother, tia or hermana's hair is blackcherry, "Sun in" red or a burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous.

You always try to find out what town another fellow Latino's family is from.

You have ever had to "beepiar" a friend on their pager.

You wear your Sunday best to do laundry at the laundrymat and go grocery shopping.

You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold.

You go to a wedding or Quiencienera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.

You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.

Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.

You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house.

You think Cristina trumps Oprah any day.

You have a cousin named "Guero" who's darker than night.

You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.

You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.

You go to a white friends house for dinner and don't understand the concept of sitting at a table.

You've tried to bring a mango back to the US from Mexico, and a bonus point if you actually made it all the way home with it.

You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.

You drive a "Ford" or any other truck!

You talk or write like the way the subject of my blog is written
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PURO CHIHUAHUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3/20/07
 
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BESITOS PA' ALGIEN (TU SABES QUIEN ERES)3/19/07
 
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