CroPix <CroPix>

bebo bands suck1168 days ago
 
i hate this now go see my youtube page...then you can see the damn movies

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=...

and i deleted some as im getting upgraded to a proper director account ooo

:D

laters
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I slappa yo face1220 days ago
 
It's saturday afternoon and after giving my dad £270 towards my new ultra kick ass laptop I am now far too lazy and broke to leave the house today

So what the heck why not write something crude and pointless?

I've just spent about half an hour on mashed potato's site, a band composed of me good chums and I couldn't stop chuckling the whole time (it's a good thing)

But anywho soon we hope to start work on a "music video" for their song Glove Slap which I am unable to find...most probably because they want people to buy their new album... cough sellouts cough

excuse me

Anyway yeh sounds fun and should be an interesting experience, whether they would like other people to appear in it I don't know as of yet but I assure you this video will be rather rockin.

hopefully il know more by wednesday

Cro
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And the lord said let there be blogs...1223 days ago
 
Well its the 19th today and I thought I would start using this bloggy feature thingy and HOPEFULLY SOMEONE IS READING IT NOW!

Alrighty some of you may be asking well wtf is the point of this page u havn't made a decent movie in months.

Well I say bah to you but here is a run down of some upsoming projects which may or may not happen in the end:

1) Halo: Stereotypes of the Universe - Our new machinima thingybob

Director/Filmer/editor: me cos im awesome
Written by: Jon
Starring: Jon, Ian, Bah, GK (unconfirmed)
Filming starting: August
Final movie release date: 12/08/06 TBC

2) The Sixth Kiting Vid TBC

Filmer: me and others
Starring: Cro, Josh and others TBC
Filming starting: TBC

3) Into the Fray: Episode II

Incredibly stressed out filmer who's blood pressure will rise to double during the filming of this: Cro
Based on an idea by: Cro and Corb
Chief Author: Corb
Filming to start: September/October
Release date: Last day of half term whenever that is

4) Project Dolphinscrumdown

More to come later...

5) Mashed Potato Music Video

Song: Unconfirmed
Date: not a clue
Who to yell at to get this done: not me surprisingly, go yell at some taters folk


Please don't yell at me but these are only estimations and dates are subject to change.

Any additions just message me.

Cro



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The kiting section is clearly the greatest!1230 days ago
 
Yes its time for you all to go into the kiting section and be entertained by our extreme foolery involving large amounts of strings and nylon! If you want to watch us all getting beaten up by the kite may I suggest the earlier videos 1 and 2, If you want to see some mild beatings but also some amazingly awesome scary stuff then please direct yourself to the latest and greatest fifth video.
Enjoy Peace out,
Josh XXX
P.S. talk to me if you fancy coming down to tonbridge to have a go! :D
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Stereotypes Of The Universe!!1230 days ago
 
Coming soon from the Pimps At 5ea... A new halo movie... written by yours truly (yes its shite)... it should be funny but in the end it wont be as i cant write humor for shizzle...
the movie has been inspired by the worthless banter of me and ian so dont get your hopes up... atall!!!

well thats all for now... or is it?

Written by JonMartinez AKA Martoine AKA Crakman AKA twat AKA Toing AKA Oracle/ Streblo...
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The Halo Movies1230 days ago
 
Well because we are so obviously very cool people...we decided to find glitches on the game Halo 2. then we had the bright idea of filming them for the benefit of other lonely souls so they too could marvel in the wonder of the glitches.

Inspired by a certain successful machinima series which goes by te name of "Red vs. Blue", we decided to ourselves have a shot at making our own mini series titeld "In to the Fray".
the dream took too long to realise and to date only one episode has been made.

however

a group of us halo 2 playing types (belonging to the clan UKMovieMakersUS) decided to make a spoof of pimp my ride involving the jeep in halo called the warthog.

the aptly named video "Pimp my Warthog" was made with some lightning fast script writing (because we really had a script...) and minimal takes.
(the outakes are quite funny if you care to find them)

soon hopefully with the addition of some new software (cro's laptop) the short series "In to the Fray" will be continued - feel free to nag at cro if it doesnt get made any time soon:P

If anyone has any questions about the Halo 2 movies feel free to leave a comment.

this atrocious blog was posted by Ian <pimp-at-sea>
(gamertag in the Halo movies: GroovyMinotaur)

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A Brief History...1230 days ago
 
I guess it all started aaaages ago when myself and a few friends filmed quite possibly the WORST but equally the most hilarious murder mystery film ever!

A while later I did some machinima movies using the Halo 2 engine. These started off as simply movies to show locations of glitches etc but soon our first "scripted" movie was made under the brand UKMovieMakersUS and was called Pimp My Warthog.

Soon after we decided to make a proper movie which we invisioned to be a series called Into the Fray of which only one episode was made.

Then in february I hatched the idea for a Chav Emo war video which became very popular scoring over 6000 views in one week.

So yep I thought yay and then made some kick ass power kiting movies!

And the future? Who knows...
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