SoTonye SoSo DeF <SKY776677>
>Nice...when needs to be
>Love is one of a kind.
>Silly and fun, sweet!
>Have own unique sexiness.
>Most caring person you will ever meet!
>Amazing in Bed..!!!
>By FAR the finest
>loves being in long relationships
>has to be forced to fight but when they fight they don't lose
|3 gay men||8/8/06|
|Three Gay Men |
Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.''
The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.''
The third man said, ''My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.''
|RECIPE FOR LOVE:|
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until
fur-lined mixing bowl moistens
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out
until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with
nuts, leave to soak (preferably not overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften,
repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
1. If in unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
|u got me||7/6/06|
|u got me |
You know you live in 2006 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take Bebo pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Bebo/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Repost if you think this is funny
|JAMAICANZ aren't good, we r da best |
JAMAICANZ aren't cute, we r sooooo fuckin BANGIN!!!......
JAMAICANZ don't play, we love
JAMAICANZ don't relax, we chill
JAMAICANZ don't dance, we grind
JAMAICANZ don't talk bad, we talk dirty
JAMAICANZ lips aren't just hot, their da lips u wish u could kiss.
JAMAICANZ don't just do it, we do it best
JAMAICANZ are da people u could ALWAYS trust
JAMAICANZ r da bests hiphop dancers
JAMAICANZ aren't nice, we r sweet
JAMAICANZ aren't just friends, we r lovers
aren't cool, we r awesome
JAMAICANZ r BEAUTIFUL and SEXY
JAMAICANZ were blessed when they were born cuz now we're proud to tell everybody dat we r 100% SOMALIANZ
JAMAICANZ r........ huuum there r not enough words dat could explain how n who JAMAICANZ are.
People envy us cus they kno we r better!!!!
No nationality is more BANGIN then JAMAICANZ!!!!!!!!
N EVERYBODY LOVES US CUZ WERE UNIQUE N DA BEST THERE COULD BE!!!!Yardie 4 Life
|to all the jamaicans|
|SEAN PAUL LYRICS|
"Give It Up To Me"
Get out my head and into the bed girl...
Cause you done know, plottin' out the fantasy..
Hey baby girl and it's you a the key...yo...me go so then
From you look inna me eye gal I see she you want me
When you gonna give it up to me
Because you body enticing you makin' me horny
When you gonna give it up to me
Well if a no today girl then a must be tomorrow
When you fulfill my fantasy
Because you know I give you lovin' straight like an arrow
When you gonna give it up to me
So back it up deh..So pack it up yeah
Cause I wanna be the man that's really gonna have it up and mack it up and
Slap it up yeah...So what is up yeah...You know you got the sinting inna me pants a develop and a swell up and
Double up yeah...So gimmie the work yeah cause if you no gimme the work the blue balls a erupt yeah..
So rev it up deh gal gwaan try you luck deh cause when you stir it up you know me haffi measure up yeah.
Hey pretty girl...Say me love fi see you walk...
You no habla ingles but just listen me when me a talk
This ya one yeah from me heart, woman you got me caught
You ever inna me thoughts and no left me inna the dark, inna the...
First place gal that's where you belong, so just let me flip the switch woman I can turn it on and...
Gimme the passion from dusk till dawn...Tell me if you want it fi gwaan...my girl..
So why can't you see....we ought to be....together girl don't front on me
I just wanna be near so don't have no fear and lemme see you bring your body right over here
Because you should share it...girl I'll care it.....And I'm gonna give you love so clear
It gonna make you shine and once you are mine...we be rockin' it until the end of time
[Verse 1 (repeat)]
|we be burnin||6/17/06|
We Be Burnin'
Just gimme the gees an we be clubbin yow.
Gal a make wi please and we be thuggin' now.
Sippin hennesy an we'll be bubblin yow.
Set we mind at ease we got to take it slow.
So when you see the S.p. floatin don't provoke him
Cause the girls we be poking have to smoking.
Best thing fi the recreation a fi get the best girls inna every nation.
All Topper girls we promotin and suportin
And dem love how we flow king here them shouting
First class ticket invitation girls from New York, England and Jamaican.
Everyday we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say.
We be earnin dollars turning cause we mind de pon we pay.
Worth more than gold and oil and diamonds girls we need dem everyday.
Recognize it, Pimpin as we riding.
Girls them a page me waan fi raise me
True me write nuff tune and drive them crazy.
Well I man a true born Jamaican
Ready fi the girls them inna every situation.
We a the gal dem pro, them know we flow
With the lyrical content that make them dip low and
Make the club keep jumpin Turn up the bass make we here when it pumpin.
Summertime bounce to the music people choose it
Sean da P gal a cruise with... well reputed cause.
We a the girls them champion,
Have nuff a them like the great king Solomon.
Many girls inna wi eye sight sexy dress type
Se them ready fi a hype night Just gimme di light
An make we blaze it the roof we haffi raise it again
Verse 1 (repeat)