Yazzy <Yazmine19>
"Jãzmîñê & Yãzmîñê Twins"
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 | Ass ass ass8) | 1/6/12 | ||
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| Ass a** a** a** a** A** a** a** a** a** A** a** a** a** a** Stop. Now make that mother f***er hammer time like Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa wobble wobble I'm stack stacking my paper my wallet look like a bible I got girlies half naked that s*** look like the grotto How your waist anorexic and then your a** is colossal Drop that a** make it boomerang Take my belt off b**** I'm Pootie Tang Tippy tow tippy tay you gonna get a tip today F*** that you gonna get some d*** today I walk in with my crew and I'm breaking they necks I'm looking all good I'm making her wet They pay me respect they pay me in checks And if she look good she pay me in sex Bounce that a** its the roundest You the best you deserve a crown b**** Right on that a** A** a** a** a** a** A** a** a** a** a** A** a** a** a** a** Stop. Now make that mother f***er hammer time like Stop drop it drop it You got everybody in here oh my gosh-ing Bad b****es I'm your dada white girls go gaga Sticks out they bust so it they open like yaya's a pinata B**** look down tell me what's up Girl you talk to much Shut up I got that mad d*** you know it always nut up And it got a attitude no wonder why it's stuck up Pop it then back up yo gymnastics got me ecstatic Your whole crew look like a pageant I'm dropping cash tip and some taxes Girl you got me about to pass out Im wondering if cupid gave you a** shots Because I'm in love with that a** A** a** a** a** a** A** a** a** a** a** A** a** a** a** a** Stop. Now make that mother f***er hammer time like | ||||
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| Sex Joke 10 | 12/16/11 | ||
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| Doctor, doctor, please kiss me,? says the patient. � ?No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics,? says the doctor. � Ten minutes later the patient says: ?Doctor, please, kiss me just once.? �?No, I'm sorry, I just can't? he says. � Five minutes later, she asks again: ?Please, please kiss me!? � ?Look,? says the doctor, ?it's out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be fucking you.� | ||||
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| Sex Joke 9 | 12/16/11 | ||
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| Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. � The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of ?Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!? all night long. � In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, ?How did it go?? The first mutters, ?It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on.? �The second dwarf shook his head. ?You think that's embarrassing?? �?I couldn't even get on the fucking bed�  Lmao!!!! | ||||
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| Sex Joke 8 | 12/16/11 | ||
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| One day, God goes to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but finds that Adam is sitting by himself.� ?Where?s Eve??, He asks.� ?Well,? says Adam, ?She started to bleed. This happens every month or so.?� ?So where is she?? asks God.� ?Well, she went down to the river to wash up.? replies Adam.� ?Damn,? says God. ?I just created the sweet water fish. How will I ever get the smell off the fish?? | ||||
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| Sex Joke 7 | 12/16/11 | ||
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| There are 10 very important men in a woman?s life:� Her doctor, who says: ?Take your clothes off.?� Her dentist, who says: ?Open wide.?� Her veterinarian, who says: ?And how is your little pussy doing today??� Her gardener, who says: ?Do you want me to mulch your bush??� Her hairdresser, who says: ?Do you want it teased or blown??� Her interior decorator, who says: ?You?ll like it once it?s in.?� Her hunter, who goes deep into the bush, shoots several times, and always eats what he shoots.� Her remodeler, who says: ?It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering.?� Her milkman, who says: ?Do you want it in front or in back??� Her banker, who says: ?If you take it out too soon, you?ll lose interest.?� | ||||
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| Sex Joke 6 | 12/16/11 | ||
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| A mother worries that her teenage daughter is having sex and might get pregnant, so she consults several parenting websites for advice.� Later that evening, as her daughter prepares for a date, the mother sits down to talk with her.� ?I know you are adult enough to make the right decision about your body. But I want you to please try to abstain from sex until you're married. If you must have sex, then please use protection.?� Feeling proud of herself for being so pro-active, the mother hands her daughter a box of condoms.� The daughter laughs and hugs her mother. ?Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating a girl!? | ||||
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| Sex Joke 5 | 12/16/11 | ||
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| A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.� After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she obviously loved to do.� As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, ?Why do you love doing that??� ?Because?, 'she' replied, ?I miss mine.? | ||||
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| Move Like Jagger | 12/16/11 | ||
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| Oh, yeah Oh! [Verse 1:] Just shoot for the stars If it feels right And aim for my heart If you feel like And take me away and make it OK I swear I'll behave You wanted control So we waited I put on a show Now I make it You say I'm a kid My ego is big I don't give a shit And it goes like this [Chorus:] Take me by the tongue And I'll know you Kiss me 'til you're drunk And I'll show you All the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I don't need to try to control you Look into my eyes and I'll own you With them moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger [Verse 2:] Maybe it's hard When you feel like you're broken and scarred Nothing feels right But when you're with me I'll make you believe That I've got the key Oh So get in the car We can ride it Wherever you want Get inside it And you want to steer But I'm shifting gears I'll take it from here (Oh! Yeah yeah!) And it goes like this (Uh) [Chorus:] Take me by the tongue And I'll know you (Uh) Kiss me 'til you're drunk And I'll show you All the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I don't need to try to control you (Oh, yeah) Look into my eyes and I'll own you With them moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger (Yeah yeah) I've got the moves like Jagger [Bridge:] You wanna know how to make me smile Take control, own me just for the night And if I share my secret You're gonna have to keep it Nobody else can see this So watch and learn I won't show you twice Head to toe, oooh baby rub me right But if I share my secret You're gonna have to keep it Nobody else can see this (Ay! Ay! Ay! Aaay!) And it goes like this [Chorus:] Take me by the tongue (Take me by the tongue) And I'll know you Kiss me 'til you're drunk And I'll show you (Yeah yeah yeah!) All the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger (Oh, yeah) I don't need to try to control you Look into my eyes and I'll own you With them moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger  | ||||
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| Amazing T.I ft Pharell | 11/2/11 | ||
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| [Chorus: Pharrell (T.I)] Mm, mm, what? Skateboard P'll make her face fall off (Serve a bxtch straight D) And make her face fall off (okay) NIGGAS come through and make your face fall off What the fxck you gon' do? Make your face fall off Baby boy it's amazin, so amazin, so amazin Amazin, so amazin, baby baby Amazin, so amazin, amaz-amazin Skateboard P make your face fall off (I serve a bxtch straight D) And make your face fall off (uh-huh) NIGGAS come through and make your face fall off? Baby boy it's amazin, so amazin Amazin, so amazin, baby boy Amazin, so amazin, so amazin Amazin, so amazin, baby baby T.I It's automatic got a ballet habit, smoking aces what you facin When you hatin, ain't no rehabilitation for that monkey on my back, hundred thousand dollar stack Ya ain't heard, used to serve Firebird like a Pontiac Rewind me back, ay you know where they used to find me at? In the back, sacks full of something for insomniacs Dope boy, trap nigga in my past life Now I just serve rap nigga plenty act right You know where we at, right here, like yeah In the club on the furniture, fxck do I care Tell the club owner here, Ros�, Remy bottle please Got a carload of bravado, ain't nobody hot as me I don't blend, I don't break, I go in, I don't play Tell your friend that the game can begin if she stay I pass out cake like your birthday bitch If you kiss both of those, lick that, take this Chorus Ay, a dope boy with the swag of a pimp nigga Except one thing, I'm paid more than them nigga You see a bxtch can't afford this life Have to fxck a ballplayer and a mayor every night Maybe twice, late at night we, be in white tees Me and Skateboard P, no Nike's Just a pair of Margiela, geta broad tell her rain dance for this paper, better get her umbrella Yeah, had guns like an arms dealer Dream team lawyers, he ain't never been a dumb nigga Nigga, this your girl, better come get her Turn her to a dick monster, nut muncher Sperm rag, cum dumpster, left amongst her Bitches in the past, pretty titties, plenty ass They just drink up what we give 'em, take shots without any glass Fuck her in the face 'til it fall off or 'til she gag gag gag Chorus Pharrell And I don't stop A lot of niggaz out there think that they could do what we do Be my guest, go and front for the people But just like a storefront they gon' see through That you sweet like bubblegum and they gon' get eat you How you blowin up? Nigga they chewing you And when you hit rock bottom they shoo-in you Like "Ooh, you eww, get away!" Naw you, yeah right, okay Don't listen to these guys, these niggaz full of lies Cut 'em open and they cover up the floor, you surprised? Everytime they talk about what they gon' get They been lookin at my blog (BBC) knife and forkin my shit While I'm trying to get the new G-5 with the kit with the bed in the back, cause my son hate to sit And all that dark blue shit, y'all niggaz been had My diamonds rainbow like they registered for GLAAD Every aspect, whether plane, boat or pad Tote a brightness like your chain 'pose to have Got it from the ring so you know that they straight Plus the Audemar twins, I guess my wrist couldn't wait to tell ya (BBCicecream.com) Chorus | ||||
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| No Love | 11/2/11 | ||
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| Young money Throw dirt on me, and grow a wild flower, But it's fuck the world, get a child out her, Yeah my life a bitch, but u know nothing bout her, Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers, I roll in sweets, I'm smoking sour, Married to the game, but she broke her vows, That's why my bars, are full of broken bottles, And my night stands are full of open bibles, Ugh I think about more then I forget, But I don't go around fire expecitng not to sweat, And these niggers know I lay them down make your bed, Bitches try to kick me while I'm down I break your leg, Money out weighing problems on the triple beam, I'm sticking to the script, you niggers skipping scenes, Ugh be good or be good at it, fucking right I got my gun semi carter-matic. Yeah put they dick in there mouth, so I guess it's fuck with they say, I'm high as a bitch, up up and away, man I come down in a couple of days, Okay you want me up in the cage, then I'll come out in big smoke, I got this world stuck in a safe, cominbation is the cheat code, It's weezy mother fucka blood gang and I'm in bleed mode, all about my dope but I don't even check the peep hole, So you can keep knocking, but wont lock me down, no love lost, no love found. It's a little to late to say that your sorry now, you kicked me when I was down, but what you say just don't hurt me (that's right, and I don't need you, don't wanan see you, bitch you get no love) You showed me nothing but hate, you ran me into the ground but what comes around goes around, and you don't hurt me (that's right, and I don't need you, don't wanna see you, bitch you get no love) Bitch you get no love. No love x 7 [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/e/e... ] I'm live again, more alive then I've been in my whole entire life, I can see these people ears perk up as I begin, a spaz with a pin I'm a little bit sicker then most, Shits gonna get thick again, they say the competition is stiff but I get a hard dick from this shit now stick it in, I aint ever given in again, caution to the win complete freedom look at these rappers how I treat them so why the fuck would I join them, when I beat them, They call me a freak cuz I like to spit on these pussy's before I eat them, man get these whack cock suckers stage where the fuck is Kanye when you need him, Snatch the mic from them bitch ima let you finish in a minute yeah the rap was tight but ummm, ? got the greatest verse of all time so you might wanna go back to the lab tonight, And um scribble out them rhymes you was gonna spit an start over from scratch and write new ones, but I'm afraid it aint gonna make no difference when I rip the shades and tear it in half tonight, It's an adrenaline rush you feel the bass thump all the way to the parking lot fellow, set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd you can see the sparks from hot metal, Cold hearted from the day I bogaurded the game I soul started, a rock fellow and I'm not even in my harshest you can see can get roasted, cuz marshal not mellow, So on top, fill it from the top, I'm not gonna stop em, standing on my monopoly board, that's means I'm on top of my game, and it don't stop, till my hip don't hop anymore, When you so good, that you can't say it cuz it aint even cool for you to sound cocky anymore, People just get sick cuz you spit these fools drool & dribble a drop anymore, and you can't ever break my stride, you never slowed the momentum and at any minute I'm about to blow you never take my pride, I'm killing the flow slow and venom, pwn niggers, no mercy mark my words, and let enough relentless I smell blood, I don't give a fuck keep given them hell, where was you when I fell and needed help up, you get no love, It's a little to late to say that your sorry now, you kicked me when I was down, but what you say just don't hurt me (That's right, and I don't need you, don't wanna see you, bitch you get no love) You showed me nothing but hate, you ran me into the ground but what comes around goes around, and you don't hurt me (That's right, and I don't need you, don't wanna see you, bitch you get no love) Bitch you get no love. No love x 7 | ||||
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