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In life only one thing is certain no matter how hard you try, no matter how good your intentions, you are going to make mistakes, you’re going to hurt people, you’re going to get hurt and if you ever want to recover there’s really only one thing you can say… I forgive you

Forgive and forget…
When someone hurts us, we want to hurt them back. When someone wrongs use we want to be right. Without forgiveness old scores are never settled, old wounds never heal and the most we can hope for is that one day we’ll be lucky enough to forget..

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Cilla Beer says:

"You are not a chicken private" (4 weeks ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Claire Young
Carlsburg dont do other halves but if they did....

Our dear friend alcohol
First of all let me tell U that Im a huge fan of urs. As my friend, U always seem 2 be Der wen needed.The perfect post-work cocktail a beer at the game, and Ur even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as U warm us wen wer stuck in midst of endless family gatherings.However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
continued^ from above: Phnoe calls
1. Phone Calls and Text Messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? And why would you make me text people that I don't actually want to know about but seem to be unable to stay away from
continued^ from above: Eating
Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE) & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream chips? I'm an eclectic eater, but think you went too far this time.
continued^ from above : Clumsiness
Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock!!
continued^ from above : Han overs
Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Last
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3:30pm (pre - Thirsty Thursday happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your biggest fan

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    Dear Alcohol,

    First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my
    friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work
    cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays,
    hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of
    endless family gatherings.

    However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want
    to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your
    influence has led to some unwise consequences:

    1. Phone Calls and Text Messages: While I agree with you that
    communication is important, I question the suggestion that any
    conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why
    would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a
    fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all
    hours of the night? And why would you make me text people that I don't
    actually want to know about but seem to be unable to stay away from?

    2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that
    I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese,
    onion and mustard (washed down with WINE) & topped off with a Kit Kat
    after a few sweet chilli and sour cream chips? I'm an eclectic eater,
    but think you went too far this time.

    3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do
    more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home
    by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black &
    blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond
    me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the
    front door key into the lock!!

    4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting
    ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's
    debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is
    completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the
    proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin)
    prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with
    a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere
    with my daily activities.

    Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like
    to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great
    stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion
    when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In
    order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my
    grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer
    no later than Thursday 3:30pm (pre - Thirsty Thursday happy hour) on
    your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

    Thank you,

    Your biggest fan

    P.S. Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
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    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
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    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

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