We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

means a smile and
is a frown.

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned!

[Killa C] Aight play dat shit,

[diamond]
stiletto pumps, in da club [yeah]
stiletto pumps, in da club [yeah]
get crunk

[princess]
homegirl bow down when you see me,
cuz im comin up fresh
right wit the realest , you feel this,
so you should call be the best,
i can look jazzy and nasty wit my stiletto heels on,
but if a hoe steps up and tries me then her hair will get thrown,
im turnin heads left and right,
soon as you see one foot step out the car,
strollin thru the club, then i make my way right by the bar,
yeah yo nigga eyin me, ill take him from you so watch out,
im lookin jazzy afta classy but i gotta sexy mouth,
hair is done, nails are too,
and i match from head to toe,
then to top it off im rockin 60s by stilettos hoe,
different color everyday ,
they just match the mood im in,
silver, red, gray and black,
lookin this good should be a sin

[chorus]
stiletto pumps, in da club
whoeva thought that these girls would get crunk
stiletto pumps, in da club
whoeva thought that these girl would get crunk
we rockin stilettos hoe [x8]

[diamond]
stilettos on my feet,
im sexy wit a mug,
im bookin all yall hatas just to see if yall crunk,
we swangin, throwin bows
cuz yall boys thought we soft,
im knockin heads off,
im da baddest of dem all,
makin niggas vomit,
they fight and they tustlin,
club ownas scared that the girls might start bustin,
we crunk and we thuggin,
we take it in public,
this is for the girls in the traft daddy hustlin

[chorus]

[diamond]
now if you want a second look,
but pictures isnt necessary,
diamond be ma name,
and by da looks girl you aint even ready,
wit me dickies two piece,
and my hair cocked to the otha side,
pink and white interior,
inside my drop top chevy ride,
killin all these hatas cuz,
they know i got stilettos on,
yo nigga tried to holla,
but the pimpin here is way too strong,
im known for breakin pockets,
i can walk it like i talk it,
got some prada in my closet,
cant no hata here can stop it,
ima put this shit up on the map,
cuz ATL is where i be,
i got my girl iesha and the princess,
on a shoppin spree,
i get em for they goodies,
and get richer aint no pitty,
im da reason why they heard it,
im da baddest in the city,
yeah hoe

[chorus]
stiletto pumps, in da club
whoeva thought that these girls would get crunk
stiletto pumps, in da club
whoeva thought that these girl would get crunk
we rockin stilettos hoe [x8]

Ive never had such a Boring.. yet shitty halloween in my life..