So i have no life, yes?

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Zoologist.

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bartender.

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a therapist.

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a action hero.

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a matchmaker.


Yep. No life.

Moar?

Taken from http://scifiwire.com/2009/05/11-thin...

11. Kirk's clown hands. Did we really need that?

10. Letting Willy Wonka design the engine room.

9. That whole plot point about how using the planetary drill thing (suspended improbably by what looks like a mega-huge strand of barbed wire) conveniently disrupts transporter beams and communication.

8. Mining ships of the future have enough weaponry to destroy a Starfleet armada. What exactly are they mining? (Yes, we know there is an explanation for this in the prequel comic, but if you need to read the comic to explain the movie, that's a problem. Would explaining it to the movie audience have been that difficult?)

7. Uhura casually tells her roommate that she translated a mysterious message detailing the destruction of a Klingon fleet by a large, Romulan ship, but fails to inform her captain until he's about to fly into a trap.

6. If he's getting so much action, why can't one of Spock's emotions be, you know, kinda happy? Why so dour, my Vulcan friend?

5. Rowdy officers must be jettisoned off the ship in life pods and left on ice planets. Apparently the brig was broken?

4. It's OK, though, because if you do that, the person in the life pod will manage to land right next to THE ONLY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET who has also been stranded there.

3. The bridge is the best place to bring suspected saboteurs. OK, this is actually a time-honored Trek tradition. But still.

2. If you accidentally get sent back 25 more than 150 years in time, it's better to take revenge on the person who was unable to save your planet than to actually, you know, TRY TO SAVE YOUR PLANET!

1. The random Star Wars and Cloverfield-like monsters appearing for no particular reason.

But before we WTF their WTF's..... Was anyone paying attention to the STAR TREK: COUNTDOWN the prequel graphic novel. MGWTF is with the Romulan mining vessel. Okay i get that they probably would have weapons with them being well... Romulan and all but WTF what Romulan mining vessel needs to be upgraded with Borg weaponry! Really that's a bit to over the top. And the lighting, did it need to be so effing bright on the enterprise? I was blinded by the glare and didn't get to see much of the Enterprise scenes.

Now on to SciFiWire's WTF's.

11. Yes. We did. Dude everyone laughed! That scene was funny!

10. It looked way better and much more futuristic than any other engine room iv'e ever seen.

9. Well, HELLO ROMULAN SHIP WITH UPDATED BORG WEAPONRY!! I'm pretty sure they could block comms and transporter beams.

8. Their Romulan. With Borg upgrades on their ship. That just destroys your WTF.

7. Didn't she say something about a simulation or something? Any way at the time she was on Earth and probably told her CO on earth, hence her not mentioning it straight away.

6. He's repressed. He wouldn't be Spock if he wasn't. Did you see the scenes when he was younger? HELLO!?!

5. Okay... I agree with you on that one but then we wouldn't have found Spock Prime (i.e future Spock)

4. They were both heading towards the Federation outpost. Their proximity to each other and ultimate encounter wasn't that much of a stretch. Plus it's ST. Things like that always happen.

3. As you said 'Time honoured tradition' Wouldn't have made sense if they hadn't of done it.

2. Their Romulans. They like to KILL PEOPLE! And it was something that was in avoidable. STAR COLLAPSED! Dude WHAT MOVIE WERE YOU WATCHING?!?

1. All SciFi movie's have to have 'Star Wars and Cloverfield-like monsters appearing for no particular reason' it wouldn't be SciFi without it.

And moving on.

Welcome to my fail blog ladies and gentlemen.


Supernatural.

Today we are talking about Supernatural. OMFG just saw 4.21! Sam you Fu*king bastard how the Fu*ck could you do that to Dean. And OMFGWTF Cas what the hell is your problem! Honestly we know (well okay we've guessed) you were all tortured in heaven and stuff for 'disobeying' and not following orders but do you have to be such a douche! Really Cas just fall like Anna *coughangelwhorecough* already so you can be with Dean and help him save the world and Sammy (although the way he's acting right now I dunno if he should be saved) And okay, is it wrong that i'm happy that Anna was caught. I mean i hope she's not killed or smote(is that the right word?) or anything but she almost caused Dean to crash the Impala in the previous episode. Stupid fu*king new Zealand can't have supernatural on a Thursday like they do in America. And come on who the fu*ck is still watching S2.

Star Trek
OMFG SO FU*KING AWESOME!
Thats all I have to say.


Live long and Prosper





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