Acoustic Dan
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- www.bebo.com/AcousticDan06
- Me, Myself, and I
- We've been in band's together for about 5 years, we're currently seeking to recruit a Bassist, Banjo, Mandolin and some ethnic instruments.
We've been told our music is more accurately described as Punk/Skiffle.
Our influences include everything from Classical music to Woody Guthrie, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, The Pogues, The Velvet Underground, The Dubliners, Jinx Lennon, Tin Pot Operation, Kings Of Leon, The Clash, The Specials, Sufjan Stevens, The Drop Kick Murphys, The Sex Pistols, The Electric Six James Brown, Bob Marley and most recently The Penguin Cafe Orchestra - who are by far in away the best classical ensemble I've ever heard(apart from Enya).
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Whites Tavern Wednesday nights
Acoustic Dan is playing in Whites Tavern
every Wednesday night.
Also featuring Brian Hicks0 Comments 791 days
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Is this really a good thing to do when your completely toasted?
Wind Surfing
Mounting Climbing
Asking yourself: "Am I a bad person?"
Including yourself in a dwarf orgy
Badger baiting with a midget (using the midget as a club)
Bog Snorkelling
Eating Out (in a restaurant)
Looking at your credit card bills
Eating Out (Your girls pussy)
An audience with Gerry Kelly
Open Heart Surgery
Appearing on Jeremy Kyle
Operating a crane
Sucking a midgets husband off
Enetering a Catholic chapel while singing the rap from 'Born Slippy'
Wine Tasting in the South of France
Trying to cross the border with a lorry full of refugees
Selling your soul to satan for a mixed kebab and an onion baje
Testing Johnsons 'no more tears shampoo' out on a rabbit
Eating sponge cake in the kid seat of a supermarket trolley
Test stuff on homeless people in a circus tent while Geremy Clarkson breathes on the situation like a horny toad with halipicia. I don't mean in a circus but if theres a gap and the genetic make up is'nt right we can put them in a circus with a dwarf as the ring leader and Roy Croppers missus as the bearded lady who also puts monkey nuts up her arse and farts them into your mouth.
This is a list of severely recommended things to try to do while toasted.0 Comments 976 days
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Bassists and Practice spaces.....
If anyone 'knows' or 'is' a good bassist could they please contact us as we are in desperate need of one.
And if anyone knows of any practice spaces about the road could they point us to it or even thrust in the general direction of it as my Ma's head is done in with the incessant pounding in my bedroom and no I don't mean masturbation ... I do that in the Bathroom and sometimes in the Attic ... in the dark ... while crying softly to myself ... Ok I'll wrap this up before I start rambling, but seriously if ya know anything about anyone who play's or has space give us a shout.
Shine on you crazy diamonds.0 Comments 1022 days
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will u put up a version of your song about txtin your girlfriend drunk! u played it in the john hewitt one nite and it was awesome
can you post a copy of that song called something like "don't take acid with *******" ?
wen and wer is ur nxt gig??
lol alive n kickin m8... just about
aye ats me m8. the wee cunt frm new barnsley lol
jus heard ur music for the time dan... luv it!
Hixies Parties....
Dermott Hill Hixie?
Aw reli im skint this wk, headin to oxegen next wkend!
a man of many words!
Yea im finished soon, startin in the royal (again) in september, reli lookin 4ward to it. Thats gud u got moved, stayin too long in the 1 place can put ur head away. U ever see ne of the rest of them? Met majella a few times n she was movin to childrens i think.
Saw ya on at the John Hewitt last nite (was with the American bluegrass player!)
Very impressive mate.
Aye kevin was tellin me they reli like u in ther 2. U still wrkin in the Royal?
Not 2 bad. My friends brother wrks in the rotterdam, he was telling me bout this mad person singin crazy songs n I realised it was u lol
Well Dan wats the craic? Fukin ledgend! new u wer into that crazy music, didn realise u were ne gud lol. must come n c u playin sum time. Mad as fuk!
KING STREET ARTS
"CAFE KING STREET" PRESENTS: THURSDAY FILM NIGHTS
( BRING A BOTTLE EVENT)
12TH JUNE: "GEORGE W. BUSHISMS" - 60 min documentary,
warm up to the presidential visit with an hour long documentary on George W Bush's spectacular verbal cock ups
followed by ACOUSTIC DAN Belfast's own punk poet performing live (Event starts 8.30 ) donation on door
19TH JUNE: " OUTSIDE OF EUROPE" - 28 min documentary on what its like standing on the outside of the wall of 'Fort Europe'. Followed by live performance by The Jahm Band
(Event starts 8.30 ) donation on door
26TH JUNE: "EVERY STEP YOU TAKE" - 65 min documentary asking why we are the most watched people on earth - a brilliant look at out cctv culture. Followed by live poetry by Seamus Fox aka. Da Uncle and his band.
(Event starts 8.30 ) donation on door
Check out www.kingstreetarts.com - more coming up...
orrrrealy? what's the film?
holy fuck man you sound like joe strummer.
when are yous playin again?! and, sure you could give me a free wee cd if you fancied it.