would you rather lose your best friend or your boyfriend?
Hoes before bros, chicks before dicks, you get the point.

do you think people who pay hundreds of dollars on perfume are ridicilous?
The fuck is the point in that? You could spend the money on something better. Like... food.

what is the last thing you tried on in a store?
Pants... kidding. Nah, I don't remember.

do you ever sleep through your alarm?
Never! Shame.

what is the dominant color in the room you're in?
Dark pink.

when did you realize you are no longer a child?
When I moved into High School, probably?

are you comfortable enough around your friends to change in front of them?
I guess so.

does your best friends wear makeup?
One does.

who is someone you do not understand at all?
Miss Mulot's accent is a little tricky at times. Other than that... no one.

what is your morning routine?
Wake up, look at the clock, groan, roll over, sleep. Repeat this another three times and then reluctantly get of bed.

do you prefer to fix the problems or just end the relationship?
May as well fix the problem.

have you ever accidentally stepped on a cat tail?
Don't think so. Wish I had though, hate the bastards.

did they meow really loud?
I hope so.

do you ever go to Plyrics.com?
Never heard of it. Hold on, I'll go look at it... Punk Lyrics?! Fuck that. Never going back on it.

did you know that when a worm is cut in two both pieces grow again and continue living?
I did, actually. Why do useless facts like that stay in my head while stuff I need for my exams (which are very soon) goes in one ear and out the other.

do veggies gross you out?
Nah.

do you know what Bluekaffee is?
*sigh* Hold, I'll Google it... it's an online journal. Who cares.

chicken burger or ham burger?
Chicken, please and thanks.

what is the best brand of ketchup?
Heinz.

what is something all relationships need to be healthy?
Trust, of course.

do you know who sings 'Lover I don't have to love'?
No. Hold on, I'll Google again... Bright Eyes, apparantly. There you go.

do you bring pillows and blankets on trips?
Hm, sometimes.

if a stranger adds you on facebook, do you add them back?
Don't use Facebook. But if it was on Bebo, then yeah, probably.

does walking by yourself make you nervous?
If it's at night, then yeah, kinda.

when dog's bark, do you think it actually sounds like 'ruff'?
Don't really pay attention...

what about when cows moo?
Wow.

how far is the airport from your house?
Not that far.

CSI or Crimnal Minds?
Neither. Dexter is way better.

can you make cookies from scratch?
No way. I can barely make cereal.

is there someone who makes you blush when you just say hi to them?
No, I'm not seven years old.

do you kiss your pets?
Yeah!

does your leg itch right now?
Nope.

what's worse than a stomach flu?
Where to start... poverty, Hitler, when my supply of salt and vinegar crisps runs out...

can you fall asleep in cars?
Eh, only if I'm really tired.

who made you supper last night?
My momma.

do you say mag or magazine?
Magazine.

would you rather marry someone repulsive or be alone forever?
Hm... be alone probably.

would your parents approve of you dating someone of a different race?
Of course!

whose the richest person you know?
Really wish I could say myself for this question.

how old is the oldest person you know?
My dog i quite old if you use dog years.

whose the last person who asked your name?
Uh, no idea.

when is the last time you saw a monkey on TV?
Justin Bieber was on the news like, 10 minutes ago.

do you buy scratch tickets?
I do because I can now, haha.

who has it easier: adults or teenagers? Why?
Hm... teenagers. Adults have to pay for everything.

would you be sad if you were 50 and still not married?
Very much so!

have you ever been so drunk you couldn't even talk right?
I hope not.

do you know anyone with a million mid

Nice to meet you, I'm:
Phil McCrackin.

And who's the last person to text you?
Lisa.

Have you ever kissed someone with braces?:
Nope.

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I like my eye colour!

How many pillows are on your bed?:
6.

Is there someone you can't stop thinking about?
There is, actually.

What color are your undies?:
Purple.

When's the last time you cried?:
Not for a long while! I'm happy for once.

Who do you make fun of the most?:
Lisa Simpson, probably.

What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?:
I'm guessing two hours.

How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?:
Dollars? None.

Do you dance in the car?:
No?

How did you get your last bruise?:
I fell.

Who is in your house right now?:
My momma.

Does your mom make you wear a winter coat?:
Not really.

Are your lips chapped?
Nope.

What' s your favorite season?:
Summer.

Has it snowed recently?
All the damn time. What is up, Mother Nature?

What are you listening to?
Giving Up The Gun - Vampire Weekend.

Have you ever thought that you wanted to give up?:
Everyone goes through it sometime.

How many piercings do you have?:
Just my ears, although I regret it. I have all the right holes in all the right places.

Do you like your relationship status?:
Perfectly fine with it!

Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay?
Never. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Do you wanna have children?
Of course!

If yes how many?
Two, maybe three, if I have the patience for the brats.

Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
I hate couples who celebrate how many months they've been with each other, or stay with someone an extra while just to say they've been with someone for however long. If you love someone, you love someone. Who gives a shit how long you have?

Do any of your EXES still have feelings for you?:
We're just friends.

Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?
I do.

Do you have a best friend?
Yeah.

Do you have any siblings?
A sister and a brother.

Wearing any jewelry?
Necklace, watch and a bracelet.

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Nah.

How often do you do blogs?
Rarely.

Last text sent?
"Thank you, love! Have fun xxxxx"

Who was it to?
Lauren.

Last movie you seen in the cinemia?
The Final Destination. Utter shit.

What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right.

Are you currently angry?
Nope!

Do you regret doing something today?
Not really, no.

Are you happy with the way things are going?
I guess so. Wish people would let things go already though.

Honestly, have you done something bad today?
Don't think so.

Are you ticklish?
Very much so!

How was your day?
Fine, thanks.

What woke you up this morning?
My bitch alarm.

Who are your last seven texts from?
Lauren, Lisa and, uh, someone else.

What TV show did you last watch?
Dawson's Creek and Skins.

What foods make you sick?
Raisins. Bleugh.

Where are most people in your top friends from?
Wick(ed).

What was the last meal you ate?
A Chinese.

Who are there pictures of in the room you're currently in?
There's a collage of me and my friends and then random posters.

Name one thing people think about you that's not true?
It's pretty obvious. And pretty fucking annoying.

Do you give special ringtones to certain people?
My phone is on vibrate.

Do you text with T9 or ABC?
ABC.

Have you memorized your social security number?
Muh wut?

Do you listen to the radio station?
Rarely.

what song are you listening to?
Your Love Is My Druh - Ke$ha.

Are you on youtube?
I am.

Favourite quote from a film, quick?
"I am McLovin."
"No, no one is McLovin, because it's a dumb fucking fairytale name, you fuck."
- Superbad will forever be one of my favourite films.

What are you afraid of?
Cockroaches.

Have you ever had a panic attack?
Nope.

Describe

lets start out with something clever, whats your sign?
How is your sign clever, exactly? Anyway... Pisces.

Congrats, you're pregnant!
Congrats, you're the father!

If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?
I would make eye contact with it incase it started crawling towards me. And then slowly exit the room so I wouldn't startle it. Then ask my mum to kill it.

Are you listening to music right now?
OH, HOT DAYUM. THIS MY JAM.

Have you kissed anyone in the past 10 days?
Yo momma.

Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?
All three. No surprise there.

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
Jeans.

Do you ever crack your knuckles/ back/wrists?
EW, NO. I HATE IT SO MUCH.

Do you think before you speak?
Sometimes. I should do it more often.

What color shirt are you wearing?
White.

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
No.

Do you have a tan?
It's all patchy from Prom! Bleugh.

Have you ever slapped someone across the face?
Yes.

Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
Smoking weed. Catch you having sex would be so awkward it makes me cringe just thinking about it.

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with M, P or D?
Yeah.

Do you miss your past?
Yeah.

Name something you hate?
I hate someone...

What was the weather like today?
Snowy.

Ever kissed in the rain?
Nope.

Has anyone seen you in your underwear this past month?
I always keep my curtains closed.

Is anything wrong?
There is something wrong, but I don't know what it is. I bet that makes no sense. But whatever.

Current relationship status?
In a relationship, I think. Arn't we expecting a baby?

What scares you more: snakes, spiders, or cockroaches?
Cockroaches. They're seriously the most disgusting things EVER. *shivers*

Credit cards or cash?
Cash.

If you walk by a mirror, will you check yourself out in it?
I would be lying if I said no.

Have you ever played truth or dare?
Who hasn't?

Would you rather do the dishes or clean the bedroom?
Clean the bedroom.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Family are coming round so celebrate the new year/decade. WOO!

Is there someone you'll never let go of?
I suppose.

Favorite fruit?
Grapes.