Colin S <29xThePain>
"Keeley Hawes you buck"


It's weird how certain words are seen as unacceptable in society...
For example, the C word.

It's just a word.. I mean, it's no different than saying "Frisbee!"

Oh, and for political incorrectness...

Cunt. :)

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Hometown
Belfast
Colin S's URL
http://www.bebo.com/29xThePain
Member Since
May 2005

Colin S says:

"Fucksocks... JD still haven't paid me :( I'm workin all day tomorrow! But I do nothing so it's all fine :) " (7 hours ago) me too! | Reply

Music
Currently loving Therapy?'s new album - Crooked Timber, pure class. Also a massive fan of the Wildhearts, Iglu & Hartly, REM, Andy McKee, Lily Allen, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga (the freak), Weezer, Adam & the Ants, Voodoo & Serano, and of course Electric Six. Can't beat the steeky beats down at the gym either, Chavcada is a favourite, along with anything from Clubland CD's.
Movies
Hate horror films as I'm a pussy and scared easily! Love the crime stuff - The Usual Suspects is immense, as is Inside Man. Also have a love for the Transporter movies, comedies are pretty good, Slumdog Millionaire aint too bad, and of course, Chopper.
Loves
Dancing like a dick, singing like a twat, Bodyvive, summer, lazy days, Northern Ireland, Belfast, GCSE Maths re-sit class - gonna miss the craic! :( , wasting money, working in JD, Calvin Klein underwear, rugby, training, listening to Rab's various drunken stories, driving lessons with Lee, sick jokes, payday, EMA, the fact that Newcastle United are no longer in the Premiership, creeping.
Hates
Mens Fitness FitBrit challenge, lack of sleep, crazy shifts in USC, scummy people, people who talk like millies but it's actually their real voice, people flirting with me, the feeling of hunger, the lack of Coca Cola currently in my house, being so drunk you can't remember what happened, exaggerated stories
Joke of the day
Someone at work today was shocked to find that I'd never shagged a fat girl. Then I explained to him about the healthy eating campaign in primary schools
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY JOKES!
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  • Fucksocks!

    Last time consumed alcohol?
    Saturday night

    What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
    Sleeping

    Who was the last person who called you?
    Colin James to whinge

    Have you ever been around someone who was high?
    Yeh

    Last thing you purchased?
    Bottle of coke

    Do you miss anyone?
    Wee bit

    Where are you right now?
    Bed

    What was the main reason behind why you last cried?
    no comment - it was stupid :L

    What are your plans for the weekend?
    I've a job so it's all work at the moment!

    Do you have a male best friend?
    Shiv

    Last text in inbox?
    "Waiting on my sis to post out my strandedness" - Colin J. I never understood it either...

    Last text in sentbox?
    "Fone me" - to Colin J

    How many children do you plan on having?
    I don't plan on having any... I lack the 'bits' required to actually give birth...

    Last person in a car with?
    Taxi driver

    Something you always have with you?
    Phone

    Have you ever told someone of the opposite/same sex you loved them?
    Yep

    Do you have a YouTube account?
    Yeh

    Have you ever liked someone older than you?
    Yeh, but most girls go for older guys so I'm at a disadvantage :L

    Do you have a strong relationship with your parents?
    Yeh

    How late did you stay up last night? Why?
    Til near 4AM, had to work til 2 and by the time I got home, ate, unwinded etc.

    Any brothers or sisters?
    Brother!

    Are you a bad influence?
    No, I'm the sensible one!

    Are your parents separated?
    Yeh

    Was it a boy or a girl to text you last?
    Boy

    Can you whistle?
    Not well

    Where are you going to be at 4pm tomorrow?
    Either town or the gym... depending on Colin J's laziness

    Are you ticklish?
    Yeh.. big style :(

    Who did you last text?
    Colin J

    Are you a morning person or a night person?
    All rounder

    Who has your myspace password?
    Erm.. myself?

    Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you?
    My ex girlfriend beat me all the time :L

    Are you afraid of death?
    Nah, not really

    Has anyone paid you a compliment today?
    Does a good worker count?

    What do your friends call you?
    C, cunt, twat, creep, dick... you get the picture

    Has anyone upset you in the last week?
    Yeh... Gormers!!

    Are you a forgiving person?
    Yeh! :]

    0 Comments 10 days

  • Blogg'd

    If people were to spell your name wrong how would they?
    Collin Steel

    When was the last time you were told you were beautiful?​
    Ages ago

    Is your phone​ close​ to you?
    Beside ,e

    What is bothering you right now?
    Student finance forms

    What do you want to be when you're older​?​
    Cop

    Is there​ a high chanc​e of you going​ out to the movie​s soon?​
    Nah, unless someone offers//

    If you were given £100 how would you spend it or save it?
    Spend it on junk I don't need

    Last place​ you went out to eat?
    Nowhere special

    Where​ are you right​ now?
    Bedroom

    Are you liste​ning to music​ right​ now?
    Yeh

    What sport​ do you enjoy​ watch​ing?
    Rugby, F1

    Is there​ somet​hing that happe​ned in your past that you reall​y hate talki​ng about​?​
    Yeh :L

    How many kids do you want?​
    No idea

    What were you doing​ 20 minut​es ago?
    Filling out forms, phoning Colin to see if he's alive

    Last thing​ you drank​?​
    Lucozade

    What where​ you doing​ last night​ at midni​ght?​
    Sleeping

    Where​ does most of your famil​y live?​
    NI, England

    Are you weari​ng any cloth​es that don'​t belon​g to you?
    Nope

    Can you play guita​r hero?​
    No :L

    When was the last time you saw numbe​r 1 on your top frien​ds?​
    Yesterday evening

    Where​ is your biolo​gical​ fathe​r right​ now?
    At work

    Who was the last perso​n you took a pictu​re with?​
    When did I last take a picture?!

    Are you looki​ng forwa​rd to somet​hing as of right​ now?
    Next wednesday, driving :)

    What are your plans​ for the weeke​nd?​
    Enter FitBrit on sat, work on sunday

    Do you belie​ve that what goes aroun​d comes​ aroun​d?​
    Sort of

    What is your favor​ite fruit​?​
    Grapes, apple, erm...

    Have you ever felt like you hit rock botto​m?​
    Yeh :L sounds pathetic

    Done anyth​ing illeg​al latel​y?​
    Suprisingly not

    Does your phone​ ring in the middl​e of the night​ often​?​
    Nah

    Are you happy​ right​ now?
    Content, yeh

    Who were you with at 7 last night​?​
    Myself I think, on a bus...

    When is your birth​day?​
    17th June - 12 days away!

    Do you want to get marri​ed and have child​ren one day?
    Yep

    Is there​ any food that you are cravi​ng right​ now?
    Porridge, toast, cereal, chicken sarnie...

    Would​ you date someo​ne 20 years​ older​ than you?
    If she was a milf...

    Are you waiti​ng for somet​hing?​
    My exams to finish

    Do you belie​ve every​one deser​ves a secon​d chanc​e?​
    Not everyone

    Are you weari​ng make-​up?​
    Nope

    What are you weari​ng?​
    Jeans, t-shirt

    Do you tend to fall for peopl​e easil​y?
    Wouldn't say 'fall'... one or 2 people I have a soft spot for... whoops

    Did you get a full 8 hours​ of sleep​ last night​?
    Nope - was woken about 6 times

    What are you doing​ on Thurs​day of this/​next week?​
    History & media exams

    Is your curre​nt hair color​ your natur​al hair color​?​
    Yeh

    Do peopl​e ever mista​ke you for being​ a diffe​rent race?​
    Nah

    Can you tell the diffe​rence​ betwe​en diffe​rent brand​s of bottl​ed water?
    Yes

    Have you ever fallen asleep thinking about a boy/girl
    Yep

    Do you have a favorite pair of jeans?
    Yeh, my Firetrap's :) need a new pair though

    Have you ever just felt like you could cry an ocean?
    Is that humanly possible?

    Have you ever woken up to wonder why you even bother?
    Nah

    How long do you spend on your hair each day?
    Vaires between 0 seconds and 2 mins

    Describe what you would call the perfect weather
    Sun, just so I could justify paying money for a new pair of Oakleys

    Do you have Twitter?
    No, people who use Twitter like it up the Shitter

    Do you eat cereal?
    Yep

    What is your favorite meal of the day?
    All of them. I need to eat!!

    Have you ever been called

    0 Comments 28 days

  • 18th ideas...

    Mornin,
    my 18th is on 17th june... Thinkin of havin a wee bash... My idea is go to china buffet king for food (its cheap and immense), then do a pub crawl... Yes laverys is included for free "champagne". Anyone got any other ideas? Date is whenever it suits...

    9 Comments 47 days

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Name :   Colin Steele
Nick Name :   C, Col, Colly Wolly, the list goes on
Birthdate :   17/06/1991
Birthplace:   Belfast
Current Location:   Belfast
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   Brownish
Height:   5 foot 6
Weight:   70 kgs :D
Piercings:   None
Tatoos:   2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Single
Vehicle:   Lee's car :D
Overused Phrase:   Twat, creep, bellend
FAVORITES
Food:   Chinese
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   The Fleece!
Candy:   MILKY WAY CRISPY ROLLS
Number:   6, 13
Color:   Red, navy
Animal:   Cat
Drink:   Stella
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Eyes
Perfume:   Hackett, CK One, Joop
TV Show:   Jezza K
Music Album:   Varies
Movie:   Chopper
Actor/Actress:   Emma Watson - can you blame me?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   BK... but 99p McD burgers....
Chocolate or Vanilla   Choc
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Choccy
Kiss or Hug:   Either or.. beggars can't be choosers etc.
Dog or Cat:   Cat
Rap or Punk:   Punk
Summer or Winter:   Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Scary comedies :O
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Varies
Most Missed Memory:   Nights out. Formal.
Best phyiscal feature:   I wanna say abs, but it aint. Legs prob
First Thought Waking Up:   Is Jeremy Kyle on ITV?
Ambition:   Police, police, police, police...
Best Friends:   Jennfur, Shiv, Jen, Aine
Weakness:   Admitting to someone that I might like them
Fears:   Nowt!
Longest relationship:   2 months or so
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   No
Ever been beaten up:   Yes
Ever beaten someone up:   It was self defence, ok...
Ever Shoplifted:   Nope
Ever Skinny Dipped:   ;)
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes
Been Dumped Lately:   Not lately..
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Keeley Hawes' eye colour
Favorite Hair Color:   Brunette... like Keeley Hawes (L)
Short or Long:   Longish
Height:   Smaller than me would be nice
Style:   Plain, simple.. a bit like myself
Looks or Personality:   Personality
Hot or Cute   Cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Not really skinny like, idk
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Oz, Japan, TIBET!!!!
How do you want to Die:   Trying to save someone else
Been to the Mall Lately:   Yep
Get along with your Parents:   Sometimes
Health Freak:   Try to be
Do you think your Attractive:   My face needs a bit of work. As do the pistons, and abs
Believe in Yourself:   Have to
Want to go to College:   Yep
Do you Smoke:   Nah
Do you Drink:   Occassionally
Shower Daily:   Bath, yep, shower for AGES when at the gym
Been in Love:   Yep
Do you Sing:   Always
Want to get Married:   Probably
Do you want Children:   If I get married
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   Whenever
Hate anyone:   A few
Get Your Own survey.....

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  • Denise Prior
    luv Denise Prior

    tut tut fone on the shop floor :L put it away NOW

    lovageee

    xxx

    3 hours ago
  • Troll Queen
    Troll Queen

    heya sorry i cldnt ring u sum wanker stroked mi bag last nite :( :( and the phone with mi old number i was usin was in it!!!
    did u hav a good nite any way?
    xox

    8 hours ago
  • Denise Prior
    Denise Prior

    nite xxx

    1 day ago
  • XxCathyxx
    XxCathyxx

    awk ok gd nyt lol c ya sat xo

    1 day ago
  • Denise Prior
    Denise Prior

    ok ok well u can keep ur buns :L

    awk ino 9-6 is better tho :D

    lolz do u eva sleep still up tut tut

    xxx

    1 day ago
  • XxCathyxx
    XxCathyxx

    Fuk ur not cheeky like i make u wna kill urself dnt b at dat ni lol am i that bad..
    Aw my heart goes out to u and ur we ipod lol
    I dunno i havent been b4 was gna ask u the same lol
    is laverys good..
    i no fink ill hit bed soon to this bebo is meltin heads xo

    1 day ago
  • Denise Prior
    Denise Prior

    :L its wee cherry scones

    10-7 i fink :S

    xxx

    1 day ago
  • XxCathyxx
    XxCathyxx

    lol how dare u me and her make ur job mor interestin lol
    we buns thats wat it was finkin all nyt wat that we sayin was that u say ur mad lol did u leave it ther by mistake.. Yea me and denise gettin a we c.o da mara nyt then headin out sat nyt to box i fink cant wait wasnt out las weekedn so im looking forward to headin out this weekend lol u headin out anewer.. xox Aw fanks for the love but i dnt av ane 2 give bk aw ragin xox

    1 day ago
  • Denise Prior
    Denise Prior

    nope am off :D all day..

    lolz i do at every week ill av ma wages gone by sat n i onli get paid 2day..

    u doin another 6-10 en?

    xxx

    1 day ago
  • XxCathyxx
    XxCathyxx

    Same jus on this shithole it melts mi head lol..
    Wen u next workin in jd then??
    omg scundered for u lol and u got all dressed up and all. Sure thers always the weekend to make up for it.. xox

    1 day ago
  • Denise Prior
    Denise Prior

    :L im not surprised with all dat stressin ova footwear oj

    ano its mad ya dnt get paid 4 a few weeks wen ya start jd i didnt for 6 weeks..

    sure grab a nite out on sat yall need one with all that workin lolz

    aw fankz il ow ye the luv

    xxx

    1 day ago
  • XxCathyxx
    XxCathyxx

    Wats up u header yee lol u not headin out da nyt?? xo

    1 day ago
  • Denise Prior
    Denise Prior

    aww :( sure yav got tha whole weekend 2 go out n get blocked instead..

    nope jus sittin bebo creepin yanoooo lolz

    :L i didn get any luv .. ive ran out neways ya can av sum damra.. heres sum fake luv for now <3 lolz

    xxx

    1 day ago
  • Denise Prior
    Denise Prior




    evil

    EVIL

    EEEEEEEVIL!!!!!!!!!

    wata ya at?

    xxx

    1 day ago
  • Denise Prior
    Denise Prior

    ha

    ha

    i found yeee :D


    xx

    1 day ago
  • Scottie The Hottie
    luv Scottie The Hottie

    il should be in town for a while 2 mara with lorn n roisin sooo weneva im in il come visit yeeeeeee

    xoxox

    2 days ago
  • Kriss Leslie
    Kriss Leslie

    haha nah m8 its shit like but it does me suppose.....wow two jobs! that must be tough work?! lol

    lol i wish! lol with drink any1s invincible! lol

    haha nooo sweat lawd! lol

    3 days ago
  • Kriss Leslie
    luv Kriss Leslie

    haha aye i do indeed mate itll be a bit shit but at least its a change of scenery! lol wehre you working btw?

    aye mate lol...was there last night act...he just gave me a real dirty look lol

    3 days ago
  • Rachel Leckey
    luv Rachel Leckey

    :) haven't left you a comment in a while! love you xxxxxxxxxxxx

    3 days ago
  • Kriss Leslie
    Kriss Leslie

    hahah yeh works shit like...ive to work down in lisburn from tomorow to friday ffs lol dreading it! lol

    aye im think im going to ease of for the next few weeks or so...im at a house party on thursday but i need to cut out the drinking for a good few weeks as ive drank too much lately...was out thurs, fri, sat and last night....im not used to that and i feel like shit atm! lol

    2nite you mean? nah i aint heading to spring and air i dont think id survive the way i feel atm lol

    3 days ago