The Man Rules

Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear ' the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules - please note.. these are all numbered '1'. There is a purpose to this.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
- Subtle hints do not work!
- Strong hints do not work!
- Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Siblings: 1
Brothers name(s):
Sisters name(s): Natalie
Eye color: Brown
Shoe size: 11
Height: 5ft 11
What are you wearing right now?: White Boxers
Righty or lefty: Righty
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Favourites....

favourite number: 7
Month: July/August
Juice: apple
Breakfast: Choco Blocks
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Have You Ever..

Bungee jumped: Plan 2
Played Truth or Dare: Ya
Been in a police car: Na
Been on a plane: Ya
Came close to dying: 2 many times
Been in a sauna: Ya
Been in a hot tub: Ya
Swam in the ocean: Ya
Fallen asleep in school: Ya
Broken someone's heart: Dno
Cried when someone died: Ya
Cried in school: Ya
Fell off your chair: Ya
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Ya
Saved AIM conversation: Does it automatically
Saved e-mails: A few
Snogged with just a friend: Ya
Been cheated on by someone: Yes lol sluts
What is beside you: My phone?
What is the last thing you ate: Steak and chips
What kind of shampoo do you use: Dno what its called
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Who last...

Did you last yell at: Stacey
Broke your heart: no1 has
Told you they loved you? canny remember
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Do you like filling these out: Nothing better to do right now
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?: No
Do you like yourself? Not really
Do you get along with your family: Not as much as id like
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What are you listening to right now: Tiesto - Elements of life
What did you do yesterday?: Worked till 1 then spent time wiv stacey round mine n went 2 sleep lol
Hated someone in your family: Not really
What car do you wish to have? Mitsubishi evo 9
Where do you want to get married: A church maybe
Good driver: Part from my 1 crash
Good singer: shit
Diamond or pearl: Diamonds
Are you oldest? oldest? outa fucking who
Indoor or outdoor?: indoor!
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Last person who....

Was in your bed/you were in bed with? Stacey
Saw you cry: Mardy i fink loool gd old cryin wen ur sick
Made you cry: no1 lol
Went to the movies with: Neva go movies
You went in town with: Midge, Mardy, Jamie, Dan, Lewis, Andy, Ryan
Ever been in a fight with your pet: No?
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Random.....

Do you have a crush on someone: Nope
What books are you reading now: IIm no
Best feeling in the world: Cuming lol
Future KIDS names: Ask me wen i hav kids
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No
What's under your bed: 3 Suitcases
Favorite sport to watch: Football.. Chelsea
Favorite location(s): Benidorm
Piercing/Tattoo(s): Myt get ear done
What are you most scared of right now?: Nothing
Who do you really hate?: Few girls
Do you have a job?: yess
Have you ever liked someone you didnt have a chance with?: No lol
Are you lonely right now: Yea
Whats stuck in your head right now: How long my fucking car wll take to fix
Have you ever played strip poker: Not yet
Have you ever gotten beat up: Nope
Ever liked someone but thought they'd never noticed you: Yeahh
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Your Favorite Food? I dno
Have you ever cried for no reason?: No
Are you too shy to ask someone out?: Yer
Hugs or kisses? Both
Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?: Butter
Favorite Flower? I dno/care
Have you ever fired a gun?: BB Gun n paintball.. nothin gd
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?: :s
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?