IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits:
7 Weeks - Gym Class Heroes

Waking Up:
Jukebox - Sandi Thom

First Day At School:
Kikapoo - Tenacious D

Falling In Love:
Rose and Bernard - Michael Giacchino

Fight Song:
Relax, Take it Easy - Mika

Breaking Up:
Parting Words - Michael Giacchino

Prom:
Dude (I Totally Miss You) - Tenacious D

Life's OK:
Sail Away - The Rasmus

Mental Breakdown:
Last Living Souls - Gorillaz

Driving:
Keep on Walking - Scouting For Girls

Flashback:
Classico - Tenacious D

Getting Back Together:
Shes So Lovely - Scouting For Girls

Wedding:
Demon Days - Gorillaz

Birth of Child:
Blue Piccadilly - The Feeling

Final Battle:
The Sky Is Falling - Queens of The Stone Age

Death Scene:
I Loved You - Will Smiith

Funeral Song:
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy

End Credits:
Two Cars - Death Cab For Cutie

1. 17th base
36 up, 78 down


Group sex with your parents and your parents parents.

If one or more of the participating parents is dead and
requires exhumation before participating then 17th base
becomes: 103453rd base,103454th base,103455th base,103456th base,103457th base,103458th base,103459th base,103460th base,103461st base,103462nd base,103463rd base,103464th base,103465th base,103466th base,103457th base depending on the combination exhumed and then group
fucked with.

Me: "While I was at grandma's place she suggested we spice things up a bit and move from boring old 3rd base to full on 17th base."
Friend: "Dude, isn't that pretty far out even for you?"
Me: "Yeah but at least they are all alive, you know."