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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.

Chuck Norris invented the apple.

Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.

Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.

Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!

Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

Chuck Norris' paradise is war.

Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.

Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.

Chuck Norris can kick start a car.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.

Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.

As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.

Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.

Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.

The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.

Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.

Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.

On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.

See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

Niagra Falls is the result of one of Chuck's legendary cannon balls.

Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.

Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself.

If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.

Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.

Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.

Chuck norris invented the corndog.

The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.

Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Chuck Norris belives the

Am i...

1. Quiet or loud?:
2. Short or tall?:
3. Weird or original?:
5. Nice or mean?:
6. Friendly or selfish?:
7. Normal or special?:
8. Smart or stupid?:
9. Boring or fun?:
10. Attractive or unattractive?:

DO YOU THINK I'M:
1. A psycho?:
2. Athletic?:
3. A nerd?:
4. A slut?:
5. Ghetto?:
6. A B**ch?:
7. A Player?
8. Two-faced?:
9. Obnoxious?:
10. Immature or mature?:

JUST SOME QUESTIONS...
1. What do you think I'll be when I grow up?:
2. Do you think I'll get married?:
2 -a. If you do, who do you think I'll marry?:
3. When is my birthday?:
4. Who is my best friend?:
5. What song (if any) reminds you of me?:
6. Do I remind you of any characters on TV?:
7. What animal am I most like?:
8. If you could re-name me, what would you call me?:
9. Have you ever had a dream about me?
10. If you could give me anything, what would it be:

PERSONAL:
1. Am I (physically) ugly; average; decent;
good-looking; beautiful, or hot?
2. Would you ever kiss me?:
3. Would you ever consider being my
boy/girlfriend?:
4. Do you ever think about me off-line?:
5. If we spent a day together, where would we go
& what would we do?:
6. If you could describe me in one word what would
it be?:
7. Do you or did you ever have a crush on me?:
8. Do you want me (sexually)?:
9. Do you wish we were closer?:
* 10. State your completely honest opinion of me here*:

1) Name: Rachel Elizabeth Crisp

2) Male/Female: Female

3) Were you named after anyone? Not that I know of o.o

4) Does your name mean anything? It means Rachel ^^ lol

5) Nick Name(s): Rach, Rachi, Rachelington xD

6) What do you think you look like name wise: o.o rachel?

7) Date Of Birth: October 14th 1992

Place of Birth and Current Location: Arrow Park xD

9) Nationality: English

10) Astrology Sign: Libra

11) Chinese Astrology Sign: o.o monkey me thinks

12) Religion: SPAGHETTIOLOGY! O.O

13) What’s your favorite smell? lol. no i dead..

14) Political Position?No idea...

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?? TEEAAAAA! _<3

16) Hair + Eye colour: Natural blonde, and brown eyes lol

17) Do you look like anyone famous? Lol o.o nope xD

1 What do you look like? A IDIOT =]

19) Any unusual talents? I can eat a lot! I can, umm. no o.o XD

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous? Right

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? Straight

22) What do you do for a living? I act! *falls to knees* How can i compare thee to a summersday!? XD

23) What do you do for fun? Hang out with friends. Watch Anime, the expos, eat pie =]

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with? THE PENCIL OF DOOOM!
And my mouse xD

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?umm o.o paints

26) Have you met your grandparents? - yes

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: NOPE!XD

2 Crush: Uhh..maybe?

29) What celebrity would you date if you could? NOELL!

30) Current worries? Im starting to doubt that there is that “special someone” out there. Wouldnt he be here by now?

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl: Umm, george and andy and everyone who has a pc ^__ ^ or mac!

32) Favorite place to be? With my friends, i dont care where, just with them

33) Least favorite place to be? Iraq x(

34) Do you burn or tan? Tan....well i did o.o now i burn =[

35) Ever break a bone? nope o.o

36) What is your favorite cereal? food.

37) Person you cry with:....no one

Do You Have...

3 Any sisters: yea

39) Any brothers: yup

40) Any pets: yes =]

41) An Illness: hunger

42) A Pager: no

43) A Personal phone line: no

44) A Cell phone: Yep!.

45) A visible birthmark: Nope

46) A Pool or hot tub: Yes o.o i do xD not.

47) A Car: No

Describe Your...

4 Personality: Annoying !!

49) Driving: XD if i did drive, the streets would be dead =]

50) Your clothing style: Um, random, lol xD

51) Room: ANIME ATTACKED!

52) What’s missing: ...dunno lol

53) College/ school: fun xD

54) Bed: i has two, my cat took over my nicer one tho XD

55) Relationship with your parent(s): Love em both loads!

Do You

56) Believe in yourself: Not really >.<

57) Do you believe in love at first sight? I think it could happen.

5 Consider yourself a good listener: Not really lol

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share? XD nope not that i want to share,a ll i know is that i want a white wedding =]

60) Get Along with your parents: Yep

61) Save your e-mail conversations:yes

62) Pray: nope

63) Believe in reincarnation: nope

64) Brush your teeth twice a day? mostly minimum of once.

65) Like to talk on the phone: Yeah, but i dont like keeping the other person xD lol

66) Like to eat? yeah! DEFOOOO!!

67) Like to exercise? NO XD i like walking, or hiking, or biking, thats about it, or swimming, or going the gym

6 Like to watch sports? No!!!

69) Sing in the car?YES!!!

70) What is a dream that you have all the time? Bleh when my best mate doesnt speak to me x_x tis horrible

71) Dream in color? Yep

72) Do you have nightmares? Yes =s

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: ....noo....*Hides plushies xD*

What Is

74) Right next to you: drawings lol

75) On your favorite coffee cup? A cupcake xD

76) On your mouse pad: BUBBLE HEAD!

77) Your favorite flavor of gum? o.O GREEN! XD lol any