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from World Metal Alliance forum:

I swear, being a underground metalhead I've been told some of the stupidest things by some of the stupidest people on the face of this earth. Here's a list of some of the stupidest things I've ever heard....and keep reading, they get better as the list goes on....

"Disturbed writes really technical parts"

"Korn are so original"

"Limp Bizket was the first band to rap and play guitars"

"Iron Maiden sucks"

(Kid playing me a System of a down song)
"Hear how fast those double bass pedals are going? How many drummers can do that?" (Uhh, like every death metal drummer in the entire world)

"Whats your shirt say? Demo Bogger? Dino Bugger? Dimeyou burger? Damnyou Beergeer?"

Kid: What are you listening to?
Me: Burzum.
Kid: Brooze'em?

"Every black metal band copied KISS"

"If that singer from King Diamond ever dies, they can just get that singer from Mercyful Fate to replace him."

"I fell asleep during Opeth"

"Testament is cock rock"

"Six feet under is rapcore"

"Soulfly is better than anything Sepultura ever did"

"Every metal band with keyboards is industrial"

"The singer of Slipknot could kick some ass" (Sure he's like 5 ft nothing 120 pounds)

"Cradle of filth is a band?"

"MTV plays metal NOW"

"Kittie is hott"

"This years Ozzfest was the best yet." (Reffering to 2002 lineup.)

"Krisiuns guitar player sucks"
(No way, that guy f$$ shreds!)

"The Dead Kennedy's singer has a very operatic voice"

"The bassist for Mayhem is good"

"Suffocation isn't THAT heavy"

"f$$ you Metallica didn't sell out, they just changed."

And here's a few I've heard myself:

"Slipknot sounds like Morbid Angel."

Some industrial song plays on TV
Dude: "Hey Travis, who is this?"
Me: "I dunno."
Dude: "I thought you where the hardcore metalhead."

"Slipknot's drummer is the greatest because he can play double bass."

"All those make up and costume wearing bands look so gay. (then proceeds to rave about how great Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Tool, or Rammstein is.)"

-"I listen to a lot of European metal."
-"You me like Rammstein? Because their from Germany and Germany is part of Europe." (Thank you Captain obvious)


"I like swedish meatballs, but I have no room in my life for Swedish Metal." (This actually from a Metal Sludge writter in refering to the lameness of the Swedish band Europe. He also basically implied that every Swedish metal band sucks, and that Sweden has no metal scene in his attacks. Dude, do a little research before you blast your mouth. First of all, Europe hasn't even done anything sense the 80's. Secondly, Sweden has one of the leading death metal scenes, and produces some of the best metal out there. Way to let one band spoil an entire region for you dumbass.)

"Evanescence is so origional, No other bands sound like them."

-"Hey do you like Green Day.
-"No I like Metal."
-"Green Day's metal."

"Metallica actually put out albums before Load?"

-"What kind of music do you like?"
-"I like Metal."
-"I love Metal. Korn is so awesome."

"Kurt Cobain was the greatest guitarist of his time."

"Tom Morello is such an awesome guitar player."

"Cradle of Filth is a rip-off of Marilyn Manson."

"Metallica doesn't care about money. They're just playing the music they want and having a good time. That's the only reason they keep going." (This said post Napster Crybaby wank fest.)

"There are metal bands in Europe?"

These one's happened to my wife Jenn.
-"So you like Nightwish?
-"Well then you must like Kittie. How can you like chick metal if you don't like Kittie?"

-"I play bass guitar."
-"Really, what kind of music do you play."
-"Metal."
-"Oh, so do you like Disturbed?"
-"No"
-"Man, you play bass and listen to heavy metal but you don't like disturbed?"
-"I listen to stuff like Dimmu Borgir and Cradle of Filth."
-"Never heard of them."
-"Ever heard of Pantera maybe."
-"I've heard of them, but I've

Opening Band Tour
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
Blue Orchid - White Stripes
December 1963 (Oh, What A Night) - Four Seasons
Sure Shot - Beastie Boys
Bleed It Out - Linkin Park
Jumpin' Jack Flash - Rolling Stones
I'm Eighteen - Alice Cooper
1985 - Bowling For Soup
Radio Clash - The Clash
Gives You Hell - All-American Rejects
Encore: Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry

Stayingoutlateandsneakingbackin Tour
Our Lips Are Sealed - The Go-Go's
Louie, Louie - The Kingsmen
Stary Cat Strut - The Stray Cats
Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous - Good Charlotte
Rock Around The Clock - Bill Haley & His Comets
Song 2 - Blur
Cheated Hearts - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz
I Walked With A Zombie - Wednesday 13
Heart of Glass - Blondie
Encore: Hair of the Dog - Nazareth

Fun For The Whole Family Tour
Hot N' Cold - Katy Perry
Defy You - The Offspring
Dope Nose - Weezer
Last Nite - The Strokes
Revolution - The Beatles
Big Bottoms - Spinal Tap
Some Kind of Hate - The Misfits
It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock N'Roll) - AC/DC
Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
Run Like Hell - Pink Floyd
Encore: I Want You To Want Me (Live) - Cheap Trick

Time After Time Tour
You Talk Too Much - George Thorogood
Dragula - Rob Zombie
Still Waiting - Sum 41
Take The Money and Run - Steve Miller Band
The Outsider - A Perfect Circle
L.A. Women - The Doors
Up All Night - Unwritten Law
Movies - Alien Ant Farm
Waitin' For The Bus - ZZ Top
My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down - The Ramones
Encore: Been Caught Stealing - Jane's Addiction

Rockin' For The Right Reasons Tour
TotalImmortal - AFI
The One - Foo Fighters
Halloween - Dead Kennedys
Living After Midnight - Judas Priest
Hate To Say I Told You So - The Hives
The Sweetness - Jimmy Eat World
Head Down - Soundgarden
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Renegade of Funk - Rage Against The Machine
Decode - Paramore
Encore: Parallel Universe - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Bring The Noise Tour
Jailbreak - Thin Lizzy
Finnegan's Wake - Dropkick Murphys
Hey Hey Disbeliever - Living End
Diamonds and Guns - Transplants
Magic Man - Heart
We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
Megalomaniac - Incubus
Live Wire - Motley Crue
Don't Look Back - Boston
Encore: Reelin' In The Years - Steely Dan

Magical Moments Tour
Closer To The Heart - Rush
First Date - Blink 182
Fall To Pieces - Velvet Revolver
Night Train - Guns N' Roses
No One Knows - Queens of the Stone Age
Line and Skinker - Billy Talent
Substitute - The Who
Fully Alive - Flyleaf
Reveloution - Authority Zero
Encore: White Room - Cream

Rolling With The Punches Tour
Layla - Derek and the Dominos
South of Heaven - Slayer
Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult
My Woman From Tokyo - Deep Purple
Dry The River - Maylene and the Sons of Diaster
Territorial Pissings - Nirvana
Eat The Rich - Motorhead
Welcome To Paradise - Green Day
Cemetary Gates - Pantera
The Wizard - Black Sabbath
Encore: Doesn't Remind Me - Audioslave

Next Best Thing Tour
The Seperation of Church and Skate - NOFX
Gator Country - Molly Hatchet
Paper Wings - Rise Against
Flying High Again - Ozzy Osbourne
Jerry Was a Racecar Driver - Primus
Left Behind - Slipknot
Straight Out of Line - Godsmack
Eulogy - Tool
Bat Country - Avenged Sevenfold
Skin O' My Teeth - Megadeth
Encore: Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love - Van Halen
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(All the following tours are unlocked by each instrument career)

Vocal Legend Tour
Rainbow in the Dark - Dio
Sugar - System of a Down
Stone Cold Crazy - Queen
Encore: Dust In The Wind - Kansas

Bass Legend Tour
This Fire Burns - Killswitch Engage
The Night - Disturbed
Blindfolds Aside - Protest The Hero
Encore: Maxwell Murder (Live) - Rancid

Drum Legend Tour
The Mirror's Truth - In Flames
Redneck - Lamb of God
Karn Evil 9 (1st Impressions, Part 2) - Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Encore: My Fears Have

Metallica - I am Evil
Bucket Head - Nottingham Lace
Tool -Schism